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good ass low stakes (conspiracy?) theory from nba reddit is that wembanyama has continued to get taller and that's bad

submitted 44 minutes ago • 1 comment

This is also the inexorable endpoint of the We Have To Do Ideological Diversity thing? You end up with admissions offices going “well, I guess” to an application that I guarantee was like maybe 8% less insane.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah this is unfortunately an area where the ice/ero/cbp/bortac/unidentifiable contractor bullshit is directly interfering with stuff you want *somebody* doing, which describes a number of functions within the dhs org chart.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

this doesn't sound like it'll have any second order effects

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Strong indicator none of the llm dooming is not going to come to pass, because this bitch is tweeting like Dr. Doom

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

i fucking bet lol

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

plinko walked so peggle could run so nubbys number factory could fly

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No matter if it’s Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, Dr. Phil, or Mike Johnson, anyone who comes to our state to intimidate Illinoisans and spread hate is not welcome. We will not cower to the Trump administration. wgntv.com/news/chicago...

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Probley not lol

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i know its not exactly the core point but that roblox thing is sending me into orbit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

mwah

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

is our big boy on the tarmac at a like sub-regional airport lol

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this is completely cooked btw. im not sure why you can't find it anywhere but krebs' linkedin but i guess that's how it be

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

from the op, i showed this to 100 statisticians and 89 of them immediately hung themselves

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

krebs seems to have mostly rescinded the post about the white house personnel guy because he misread a dash for a dot btw

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pope locking in for a couple rounds of rebirth island quads with the dalai lama, the UU president, and a pub

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

That'll show em 🤷

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

www.reddit.com/r/JustBootTh... im crying lol

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

fwiw the numbers are completely fake. no money is changing hands. 75 million dollars of bets on any number of lines in two weeks would be moving lines by gigantic margins and fucking up the book's actual profitmaking game.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

re the guy pulling a gun out at a stoplight, don't know specifics but i'm very confident he's a contractor of some kind given the license plate obfuscation thingy - dhs-related or not, i'm not sure it matters when he freaks out and headshots somebody because he's very clearly a ticking bomb

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If this dickhead installs a patsy that slams interest rates down to zero the month after I refinance I’m going to be pissed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

hey guys started my new gig at spacex on monday but had some scheduled pto. i'm the guy that makes sure the fire doesnt touch the fuel tanks until its supposed to. gonna check my email but then we can go do a coffee chat for introductions?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments