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Opinionated soap opera fan and British television enthusiast in sunny fascist Florida. I yap a lot about #EastEnders. I only follow soap content accounts here.
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Cindy returns next week! 🥳🎉 #EastEnders www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

That (former) soap star is tweeting again about what a brilliant statesman she thinks the orange menace is.

The subject of the 80s miniseries Hollywood Wives came up at lunch today, as it often does. Bonus point if you remember how Anthony Hopkins ends up in the hospital. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jpn...

Elaine meddles for love, Anna and Gina make up and break up AGAIN, Johnny gets the right answer from Felix, Barney has the worst night ever, Joel plays little big man for Avani, and a murderous Harry turns his back on his parents before Nicola tells Teddy EVERYTHING! #EastEnders

WOW! What an episode to finish the week with. Laura Doddington, Elijah Holloway and Roland Manookian were fantastic. #EastEnders

Ugh, Joel is such a slimy little shite. #EastEnders

That's what I'm hoping for! #EastEnders

TBH, I haven't really warmed to Vicki and Ross. Hope that changes. #EastEnders

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Aaaaaanytime the writers want to put the focus on the Panesars is good. I need more nose-in-the-air-stare-of-death Suki in my life. #EastEnders

Exemplary episode for Elijah Holloway! 👏👏👏 #EastEnders

I might be a little more afraid of Harry if he weren't wearing a green Lacoste windbreaker. #EastEnders

All the nominees for this year's British Soap Awards! #EastEnders #Corrie #Hollyoaks #Emmerdale www.nationalworld.com/culture/tele...

Laura Doddington on Nicola's murderous reveal, the importance of character layers, and being nominated for Best Newcomer at the British Soap Awards! #EastEnders www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/eas...

I've voted in the British Soap Awards — have you? #EastEnders #Hollyoaks www.britishsoapawards.tv/vote/share?v... #TheBritishSoapAwards

SPOILERS for today's #EastEnders Nicola slips up and Harry wants revenge! www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

Yolande finks on Avani, Priya and Nugget give good advice, Joel brokers a deal, Gina's walking on sunshine, Felix breaks Johnny's heart, and Nicola gives a helluva show — but Harry doesn't believe her story! #EastEnders

So I did some web sleuthing and Detective Myles was played by Jonny Burman. I want to see more of him. #EastEnders

20 pounds for that much weed?! #EastEnders

Soap opera magic. A group of people with different identities and experiences, talking about something they have in common. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #EastEnders

I love that Yolande is the smarts and moral conscience of the square. #EastEnders

Surely the producers can find more for Detective Buzz Cut to do. #EastEnders

Well, hello there, detectives. Fancy a cuppa? #EastEnders

Denzel: "If I'm not streaming til after the exams are over, I'll lose followers!" Yolande: "Jesus made do with 12, you'll survive." Denzel: "You don't understand my generation." Yolande: "And I don't want to." #EastEnders

I looked it up for you. 🤓 #EastEnders

I just realized who Joel reminds me of. Taissa Farmiga from American Horror Story. #EastEnders

I really thought Priya would have pity s*x with Vinny by now. Could still happen. #EastEnders

Priya has no regrets about drunkenly harassing some cops last night. 👏👏👏 #EastEnders

I love the ways they keep reminding us that Barney is not a Mitchell. Rubbish at cards but will ace his exams is a screaming red flag. #EastEnders

Characters we've never met and really are 💀 taking up excessive amounts of air time is a pet peeve of mine. #EastEnders

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SPOILERS for next week! #Eastenders Cindy returns to Walford, Lauren goes into labour, Zack threatens Nicola, Vicki gets the truth from Ross, Gina is suspicious, Jean stumbles on a secret, and the Queen Vic reopens! www.digitalspy.com/soaps/easten...

So I guess we can assume that Benji also thinks Shireen is dust. #EastEnders

Tuesday #EastEnders Priya makes yet another scene, Tommy and Linda get love advice, Johnny catches feelings for Felix, Harry goes Romeo on Gina, and Teddy makes a deal with Phil — and double-crosses Benji!