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Katy Perry wasn’t the first pop star in space. That was Lady Gagarin

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McIlroy looks so happy because now he’s completed golf he doesn’t have to play it anymore

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Got home and turned on the golf for the last hole. Still spine tingling to see McIlroy do it!

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Pitch for the next series of Black Mirror: a young couple watch the actual news and then turn to each other and say: “it’s like an episode of Black Mirror!” . . . . . Then it turns out they’re both apps

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🥩🍎

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Political party or porn film?

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Spoke to a woman in my gig tonight who works in a 2 Michelin starred restaurant. I asked what the most impressive dish was. She said “Meat Fruit”. Which sounds pretty revolting and also like a punk/metal band from the 90s.

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I knew I recognised it

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If we don't turn our backs on the world, how do we face forward? I understand the sentiment, I just don't understand the geometry

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More brilliance from Matt Green, and once again provides a more in-depth and accurate overview of what is happening in America.

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“They are the biggest and most beautiful countries but they go to another school…” bsky.app/profile/matt...

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On legal justification for tariffs, how is a comedian nailing the explainer better than anyone else? "Can you really pause an emergency for 90 days, even if the original emergency was fake?"

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"Like a dog with the garden hose". @mattgreencomedy.com at his best!

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Excellent stuff. What's like Melania's love for her husband? Who resembles the dog with a garden hose?

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John Mulaney went with a horse in a hospital. This is my take…

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Beautiful, and deliriously funny. I just don't want to think about how true-to-life it probably is ;)

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🚨OUT NOW🚨 Ed Davey has made a name for himself with crazy stunts to win over voters. Is it working? Could the Lib Dems become even more powerful? @dorianlynskey.bsky.social, @hannahfearn.bsky.social, @mattgreencomedy.com, and @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com discuss 👉 linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...

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Why did Trump pause the Tariffs?

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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

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After a stressful day it was so nice to listen to the new Pulp song. Took me right back to my teenage years and hearing their stuff for the first time. One of the best bands ever.

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Does this just mean that people in Number 10 are still on X?

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💸 New Episode OUT EARLY 💸 Trump bottles his tariffs plan. What does it all mean? 💸 Duty calls for @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com @hannahfearn.bsky.social @mattgreencomedy.com & @rafaelbehr.bsky.social 💸 Listen linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...

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invisible hand of the market just tearily jerking off at this stage

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-partially extracting the pitchfork I impaled myself upon when trying to stab you- "Brilliantly executed. Textbook Art of the Deal."

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What, chuck them in jail? Sounds a bit Putinist to me, but sure...

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Another way of putting that would be "Checks and Balances"

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A reminder that if you enjoy my stuff you can come and see me LIVE on tour this Autumn... www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t... Lots of tickets left but some venues are beginning to look a bit busy - so why not buy now before comedy is tariffed or something...?

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Next they’re working on bringing back the White Walkers

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Generally enjoyed The White Lotus but this series felt a bit too long and disparate for me. Great atmosphere and terrific acting, but the plot and themes didn’t quite knot together for me. There’s nothing else quite like it on TV though, and I hope they keep making more.

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Every time a rumour comes out that Trump might do something slightly less mad the market jumps at it like a drowning man grabbing at an eel because it looks like a rope. It’s never a rope. Trump will always do the absolutely most insane thing.

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Am I alone in admiring what this guy is doing? There’s only a slim chance his plan will work. But at least he’s trying to change cowpats into diamonds using high explosives next to a primary school, rather than just go with the flow.

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Really pleased I decided to put some money into a stocks and shares ISA recently. Feeling very content and chilled about that choice. Now, what’s happening in the news…?

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