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2025 is just a yearlong Christian Nationalist celebration of Easter lining up with Hitler’s birthday.

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True Patriots would be out there reprogramming Teslas to self-drive into Boston Harbor.

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How embarrassing that Zelenskyy flew all the way from Ukraine and we made him meet with Trump because the president wasn't available.

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Three January 6 rioters have been arrested for sex crimes against children since being pardoned three weeks ago. A child in America is 60 times more likely to be victimized by someone who was pardoned for trying to overthrow the government than they are a drag queen.

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It's hilarious seeing the reactions to the Luke Doncic trade from people around the NBA. The trade was so bad it's starting conspiracy theories.

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Based on true events #comedy #standup #bonjovi #dating #relationships

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Honestly the best news I’ve heard all year.

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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

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#comedy #standup #aging

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We do love ourselves a ridiculous euphemism

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Punching a Nazi is called a Visigoth Salute.

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Star Trek Section 31 is the Donald Trump of Star Trek movies. It's so shitty it'll make you miss earlier shitty Star Trek movies and you just hope there's enough left that someone else gets a shot to salvage things in a couple years.

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The greatest upset in history is still Mushroom losing to Eggplant in the Emoji Wars.

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If you’re going to call a funeral a “celebration of life,” you gotta step up your game. #funny #comedy

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I generally avoid wearing clothes with stuff printed on them because people take it as an invitation to talk. Turns out though that you can wear clothes that make people want to talk to you even less.

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Kids are dumb. It’s probably your fault. #comedy #standup #parenting

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We're about a week from "It's a Charlie Chaplin mustache!"

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One of my favorite moments from my first album “Daddy Issues.” In hindsight, also another ADHD story. Full special is available for free on my YouTube channel. #comedy #parenting #adhd #standup

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Elon Musk pointing at egg prices.

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The actual Gulf of America is just the huge chasm between Trump supporters and reality.

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Truncated version of a story from my second album, recorded a few months after this piece of shit took office the first time around. Full version is on my YT channel. #potus #trump #inauguration

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Snoop performing for Trump and Roseanne rapping is really throwing off my predictions for this year’s racial draft.

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Once the TikTok ban goes into effect, I’ll be moving all my content over to Pornhub.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

In retrospect this is pretty clearly a story about ADHD.

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The rent is too damn high.

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Crazy that TikTok is being banned. The Chinese government wishes it could do a fraction of the damage Zuck and Musk have done to the US.

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The worst part of having daughters is having to explain men to them.

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In a shocking turn of events, the dumbest people you've ever met also don't know anything about fire or Southern California.

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Oh, these? They’re just my emotional Support pecs. Yes, I have the paperwork.

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My exercise plan is just insomnia and a 24 hour gym.

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There was an artist at Barrel Proof Lounge last night drawing portraits of all the comics. I think this one is called “What if Matt did cardio?”

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#comedy #comedyvideos #comedyreels #funnyvideos #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #immigration #immigrants #politics #politicalhumor #mattgubser

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"How was your workout?" "Fine." "What did you do?" "Left." "What?" "I worked out my left arm and my left leg." "Great job, honey. That sounds very normal."

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I take the not lying part very seriously.

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Only doing a couple shows this month and this is one of them. The man in this 2015 headshot will not be appearing, but a slightly older version of him will be. He’s a little grayer and fatter, but he’s funnier and he’s been to therapy.

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Turns out this was best case scenario.

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A Cybertruck exploding at a Trump Tower is so lazy. Even the people in charge of omens are mailing it in at this point.

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