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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

love to see that meritocracy at work

The only patriotic song I will listen to is the 90s theme song to America’s Funniest Home Videos. No further questions.

Me? Blasted by Baja? Could you imagine? (I could)

Gonna release Morkership and become a ttrpg darling. #mothership #morkborg

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

Gotta say, the Sane Clown Posse is making a lot of smart moves.

I wish my neighbors would back-off with their woodworking. Can’t walk down the street without someone shoving a circular saw into my arms.

They might be giants, they might not be giants. That is the question.

A vampire, but for ear wax instead of blood.