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Ran through trivia tonight. Missing only 4 out of 40 questions, 2 of which I got right but the host screwed up the app. So I missed the 1st question and the 39th. Thinking about becoming a bar trivia barnstormer, traveling the world paying for my food and drink one gift card at a time.

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There are way too many Saturdays this month

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Millions of dollars spent and your voice sounds like that? C'mon dude. Implant something in there. Even you are going to be sick of hearing yourself talk in 10 years

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getting the surgery that makes me look like if Bono played Scrooge in a Christmas Carol

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remember the day on the bird site they took blue checkmarks away?

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A billionaire hellbent on using his money to repopulate the earth is barely putting up Antonio Cromartie numbers. Anthony Edwards is 30 years younger than Elon and reproducing at a higher rate. Elon Musk has a weak dick.

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A drunk driver took out the wall in one of the few restaurants in my hometowns and let's just say it's kinda nice living in a safe place where the majority of people are trustworthy.

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Used to meet your mom here. Let's go to Bangs she'd say

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@briancgrubb.bsky.social

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This man has never touched a tit in his 45 years on earth

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The very best of America’s shitposters are now outgunned by their Chinese peers. Balance of power has shifted.

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As long as he's the prey I'm ok with this

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Some of those that 4chans are the same that have plans

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An astronomy professor colleague of mine once relayed trying to explain to his students why it was important that they actually write their class reports themselves. “The point is not to teach ME about neutron stars,” he said.

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This man's legacy is going to be a complete failure to stand up to fascism and the murder of Palestinians. I look forward to the end of his reign.

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You, a simpleton: "work hard, get that cheddar." Me, charging you $19.99/month for my motivational newsletter: "Reach for the Roquefort."

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Sending this article to every woman who puts "Sunday sauce" in her dating app bio www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

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Kinda bullshit that Blue Origin put actually inspirational women on this flight so we couldn't root for the good thing to happen.

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He turned himself in. The state troopers protecting the governor allowed him to get over the fence, into the house, light it on fire and then get away. What exactly were they doing?

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Let's just say that the @nytimes.com downplayed what happened ever so slightly. Weird for such a strong anti-anti-semitism paper.

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Let's just say that the @nytimes.com downplayed what happened ever so slightly. Weird for such a strong anti-anti-semitism paper.

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That was one of the most delightful movies I've ever seen where nothing fucking happens. Perfectly baseball.

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Ran through trivia tonight. Missing only 4 out of 40 questions, 2 of which I got right but the host screwed up the app. So I missed the 1st question and the 39th. Thinking about becoming a bar trivia barnstormer, traveling the world paying for my food and drink one gift card at a time.

There are way too many Saturdays this month

Millions of dollars spent and your voice sounds like that? C'mon dude. Implant something in there. Even you are going to be sick of hearing yourself talk in 10 years

getting the surgery that makes me look like if Bono played Scrooge in a Christmas Carol

remember the day on the bird site they took blue checkmarks away?

A billionaire hellbent on using his money to repopulate the earth is barely putting up Antonio Cromartie numbers. Anthony Edwards is 30 years younger than Elon and reproducing at a higher rate. Elon Musk has a weak dick.

A drunk driver took out the wall in one of the few restaurants in my hometowns and let's just say it's kinda nice living in a safe place where the majority of people are trustworthy.

Used to meet your mom here. Let's go to Bangs she'd say

@briancgrubb.bsky.social

This man has never touched a tit in his 45 years on earth

The very best of America’s shitposters are now outgunned by their Chinese peers. Balance of power has shifted.

As long as he's the prey I'm ok with this

Some of those that 4chans are the same that have plans

An astronomy professor colleague of mine once relayed trying to explain to his students why it was important that they actually write their class reports themselves. “The point is not to teach ME about neutron stars,” he said.

This man's legacy is going to be a complete failure to stand up to fascism and the murder of Palestinians. I look forward to the end of his reign.

You, a simpleton: "work hard, get that cheddar." Me, charging you $19.99/month for my motivational newsletter: "Reach for the Roquefort."

Sending this article to every woman who puts "Sunday sauce" in her dating app bio www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

Kinda bullshit that Blue Origin put actually inspirational women on this flight so we couldn't root for the good thing to happen.

He turned himself in. The state troopers protecting the governor allowed him to get over the fence, into the house, light it on fire and then get away. What exactly were they doing?

Let's just say that the @nytimes.com downplayed what happened ever so slightly. Weird for such a strong anti-anti-semitism paper.

Let's just say that the @nytimes.com downplayed what happened ever so slightly. Weird for such a strong anti-anti-semitism paper.

That was one of the most delightful movies I've ever seen where nothing fucking happens. Perfectly baseball.

Cock like a stallion. Hands big enough to palm a baby. The hair of Farrah Fawcett

Did Ted Cruz meet with the Dodgers at the White House?

Hope this is as good as everyone says it is

The two movies of the Cornetto Trilogy were absolutely perfect.

Well, try that in a Tesla town See how far you make it down the road