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matthewjohnson.bsky.social
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The Cheesy Pope cc: @briancgrubb.bsky.social

Still true today because the Buffalo Sabres no longer exist.

Good time for the military to actually follow their oath.

DEI hires are bad but DUI hires are good.

At the point now where I hope USA hockey never wins another game.

I've had three or four friends OD in Philly and they all looked like this and were covered in shitty tattoos like this when it happened.

Did the Phanatic tattoo this?

that would pay for the entire National Park Service budget for 33 years. but "government is inefficient"

Mark getting to sleep with both Helly & Helena is bullshit. That should be me.

Thank you Canada

C'mon Canada, do the damn thing. I've got Severance to watch.

I know it would never happen for rea$on$ but it would be hilarious if the IOC banned the United States from the next Olympics. Do it you fucking cowards.

Just saw the He Gets Us ads on the boards to add to the everything about the 4 Nations is disgusting except the hockey.

Someone please slip a little fent into Elon's ketamine. As a treat

Reminder: this is the pro-life party

wearing sunglasses, doing drugs, wielding a chainsaw recklessly…there’s not a thing on this earth that Elon Musk can’t make seem uncool.

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like.

My favorite PK thing was him dressing up like Don Cherry the other night. Don wouldn't have sat PK and told his parents to go back to the island.

Absolute worthless governor. Somehow a bigger mistake than her predecessor.

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

If only everyone who had ever studied the subject had warned them repeatedly over many years. https://buff.ly/3X9SPbM

Using Twitter regularly is highly unethical, and a significant personal failing for people that do.

You versus the guy she told you not to worry about because she's a decade removed from high school

Sabres opened their season 1-4-1 so get ready for these guys to suck even harder

Placebo was already my most underrated band

Fucking cancel your Amazon Prime account already. Stop shopping there. You don't need half the shit you mindlessly buy there. Shop direct. Shop local. Wait a couple days to get something. It's really not hard.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Incredible journalism.

Gou Canada Gou

Why hasn't DOGE fired this guy yet?