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just realised the OMD show is today 😔 forgot about the OMD show 😔

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we all have that one friend 🤣

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APRA / AMCOS are seeking a blanket license to market Australian / NZ recordings to the plaigarism machine and can I be the first to say absolutely fucking not, you rat bastards

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what’s everyone’s linkedin queens time today Queens #299 | 1:15 First 👑s: 🟧 🟪 🟨 lnkd.in/queens.

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hearing that grand theft auto 6 keeps being delayed because the members of blonde redhead will be playable characters and they’re having trouble with the drum animations

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there should be a type of train where it’s just me on here

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the perfect screengrab doesn’t exi…

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imagine if i had the muji car. and i sacked it out and put a couple of rockford fosgate subs in the boot

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broke: buying the second-cheapest wine woke: buying the third-cheapest toilet paper

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me when the mf greek statues start doing tik tok dances

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underrated youtu.be/P4S02HksLFs?...

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i will always have a soft spot for maroon 5 - sugar bc i heard it in a zara in tokyo in 2015

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love the new feature on instagram reels where i can see what kind of reels my friends are liking. expanding my reel horizons

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at some point you gotta admit that it’s insanely easy to just stop listening to the kanye songs forever. like you don’t need to keep making excuses for that piece of shit.

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im doing dry february except for crispy m and ms. and its pissing me off

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kind of hungover at the cafe. doing my daily linkedin queens

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i really like fcukers now

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barry cant swim is cracking me up. who the f is this guy

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does anyone know the fatima’s truck is. at laneway

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how many types of sunscreen are we taking to laneway? me: 3

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ANNOUNCEMENT: i will be buying all the stock of clairo merch at laneway auckland. so that no one else can wear it. just me👍 maybe will share some eg with friends 👍

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anyone sifting about and wanting for a vip laneway ticket lmk gotta pay some rent 💸👀

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im gonna keep on dancing…at the pink panther club

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buying elegant chocolates at the airport mall and the elegant chocolate shop is playing the libertines - can’t stand me now

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can’t stop playing LinkedIn Queens. im addicted to LinkedIn now

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subway sandwiches are brat

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why has no one bought SPEED to nz? surely sells out double whammy + sanfran like…extremely quick

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