Profile avatar
matthewrose.bsky.social
American-Australian. Drummer, bass player, golfer, loving husband and father, cat slave, human Simpsons encyclopedia, political outcast, amateur tornado chaser, Yacht Rock enthusiast, and fatalistic sports fan.
360 posts 53 followers 111 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 37 Comments 13

I picked a very, very bad week to run out of anti-depressants.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

3/9? Holy hell, I didn't think my tipping this week was THAT bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There must be dozens of relievers rotting away on a minor league roster somewhere that aren't any worse than this. #stlcards #forthelou

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How badly do you have to suck to be 1-10 on the road?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Consider the opposition.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was enjoying being downtown today until I saw all the Hawthorn supporters

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Geelong vs North Melbourne, nature edition

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I got receipts.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Got a huge ass kangaroo sitting in the little tiny landscaped area that separates this house from the next one over. Sometimes the stereotype does actually fit.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

An NHL playoff bracket without the Rangers, Flyers, Penguins, Bruins, or Islanders in it. I don't recognize this league anymore.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to some old AT40 eps with Casey Kasem and mining them for possible Beyond Yacht Rock bumper material, but also because they remind me of a better world that once existed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

That free kick was clearly for "Essendon controlling possession in the forward 50 too long"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I think this one might bring Herbatron out of hibernation

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Only the second quarter West Coast have won all season". Well yeah that'll make you feel great.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Essendon playing like they have COVID

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

6 pm on a Friday seems like a weirdass time for a Perth fixture.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

COVID again. 🤢

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not sure I've ever felt such open contempt for so many public figures simultaneously as I do in this moment in time.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My wife, who works from home, got pressured into going into the office once last week. She got COVID. So yeah, anyone pushing for you to go back to the office can eat a big bag of phalluses.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Essendon needs to ditch the white shorts with this jumper; it makes them look like St. Kilda

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, friends.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Lovely pitching staff you got there, Cardinals.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Have the Cardinals won a game at Fenway since the 1967 World Series?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What are we being "liberated" from, exactly?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Ronny Chieng get to interview Bill Murray and Jon Stewart gets stuck with some dull, humourless twat who spends 20 minutes talking about tariffs?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The kids are alright. #essendon

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If you made a list of the ten worst players in this league, Essendon would have at least half of them.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is snoring. Loudly.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If a national security fuck-up of this magnitude is politically survivable, we don’t have any meaningful accountability left in our government. Everyone on that text thread should lose their jobs. There is simply no excuse for what they did.

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

Funny how often the first and second gamers look better than most of the senior players. #essendon

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing how Collingwood gets looked after.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Are they Footscray? Are they W Bulldogs? Make your mind up!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

#freekickcollingwood

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, even Bennet's fed up with Schumer.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Guarantee this mofo never won a legit golf tournament in his life. I've seen the shanks. And the cheating.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Ended up tipping 6/9 AFL games this weekend which is pretty surprising considering I started 0/2.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

It's not free agency season until a Packer leaves to sign with the Vikings.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments