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matthewtatumpurcell.com
world's top-rated gamer: 1999, 2003, and 2017. where the venn diagram of sports and video games meets. previously hired people to make your favorite games at Bungie, Crystal Dynamics, and Gearbox.
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might as well get right into tears of the kingdom. if I reeeaaally try, I think I can beat it in under 7 years.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

after 2,833 days, 4 restarts, 3 consoles (shout out wii u), 2 layoffs, 1 cross-country move, and a partridge in a pear tree, I have finally beaten breath of the wild. what a phenomenally well designed, well constructed, well paced game.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

getting out of bed while keeping my head, neck, shoulders, and spine in perfect alignment because I dared to sleep with my neck at a slight angle

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

committed the cardinal sin of "sleeping slightly wrong" and now have the flexibility and turning radius of a world war 1 era tank.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

pokemon tcg pocket has its dopamine hooks deep into me I fear

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

reading this post is the #1 doctor recommended way to engage with this post.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

we can achieve unity and prosperity though the lost art of Coveting Others' Lunches™

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments