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matthewtranlol.bsky.social
Part time stand up comedian, full time marketer with a big forehead. Currently in: 🇻🇳
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I just tell people I'm from California now.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, can anybody hear me?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The Japanese know what's up.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

New job opening: farmhand and fruit pickers $14-16 an hour 40-60 hour work week No overtime Great for Gen Zers Help keep American food prices low!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

At my funeral, I wish for all my friends to do a speech that slowly devolves to a comedy set and just confuse my family.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Candy cane is a weird shape for a treat. I never thought, "You know what would make this taste better? A complete U-turn in my mouth."

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting a business. Everyone seems to love the concept.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Monopoly money. The Adjuster is a mastermind.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I'm grateful for watching the US from afar. Happy Thanksgiving y'all.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Black Friday is stressing me out. So many savings yet so little fucks to give.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I'm convinced there's an agency that people pay to make rage-bait comments on IG posts to increase engagement. IG reels are fun to watch but the comment section is full of 🗑️ takes that are so contrarian for the sake of it, I don't believe these ppl are real.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I heard @bsky.app kicked that stupid Tate fella so fast off the platform, he's permanently bald. I like that.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments