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matthewwhy.bsky.social
Horror loving geek with a porn addiction Closer to 30 than 18 🙃 pfp from Night of the Living Dead header from Carnival of Souls
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If you see this, drop a blue character

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Once again horny for Kyle MacLachlan with his little gold hoop in Blue Velvet ... Also thinking about his "cute little butt" as Frank said ... And also maybe the little bit of his floppy wiener we see in the movie

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Drop something Sandy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What Simpsons vibe are you bringing this summer? Sititn on the porch drinking some iced tea and talking to the butch trying to kill me (me)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "I'm okay" Also me:

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Who else up straight up jorking they shit? And by shit, I mean having coughing fits cause they're sick and need teas and decongestants to help them feel better... ahaha 😜

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it's just Mrs. White

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #fcf ! Ngl, this pic is about my waist and not do much my dick, cause it's snatched af here lol · · · #gay #gayporn #cock #fatcockfriday

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone should be speaking out about this. Dont let them get away with their bullshit. Y’all means ALL

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you follow @nicksluckycharm.bsky.social, you probably don't want to since he is a full blown PREDATOR.

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

Being vague on purpose, but studying for an upcoming test and found a multiple choice practice test online and I've been getting most of them right except for the questions that weren't ever mentioned in the book. Cause when the fuuuuck were we suppose to learn the answer when it's not in the book??

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Exciting day for gay people

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submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My secretive, lucrative, hidden sex life is finally catching up to me in the oddest ways. For instance, it's so well hidden that I can't even find it. It's gonna be 7 years since I was last kissed someone and I think at that point you're legally a virgin again or something like that

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Watched The Menu again and had forgotten how beautiful it is visually. Also, maybe one of my favorite movies currently. #movies #themenu

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment