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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

submitted 11 hours ago • 273 comments

Sure AI you can have our jobs but good luck getting past our prove you're human by selecting pictures of traffic lights security. I think you'll find without our meat casings it to be impossible!!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Honestly if this Labour government were in charge of Jurassic Park they'd be charging working people excessive amounts to come to be eaten and be wondering why people were slowly voting to have a Velociraptor in charge. Do better.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Finishing out the week like:

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I want the Apple series of this immediately!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

submitted 2 days ago • 803 comments

Me dumping a fridge and then speeding away on a Penny Farthing that has a false moustache and glasses. "Good luck finding me, ASSHOLES!"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Birthday the internet. Hope you got everything you wanted. I still miss your old dial up sound, but hey it's not the 90s anymore. I get it. Really like what you did with cats too. Online banking. WiFi. Big fan. Crime, propaganda, misinformation, not great. But, those memes... Man, those memes.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

This is so fucking funny.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Love those sponsored posts that are like "phone addiction is killing us. We realised that it literally turns you into a piece of shit. Why are you such an unclean loser on your phone too much. Phones are bad... And that's why we built this phone app to help you get off your phone by staying on it."

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Trump is so orange in this video he looks like he’s parodying himself.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you will about 2000s rappers but they loved dogs. Whether it was rapping about a nice big dog they'd seen, a touching piece about wondering where their dogs were at, or simply just to rap in the dogs native tongue "woof muthafucka", 2000s rap really was the era for mans best friend.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

AI police officers?! In my day we just gave the corpse of a dead officer to a corporation who made them into a robot. In return they'd serve the public trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law. Literally the future of law enforcement. No issues reported. Kids these days. AI officers. Pffft.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

UK Government have plans to dim the sun. The plan:

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Everyone talking about Trumps blue suit and completely ignoring the fact Melania looks like she just got out of Azkaban and is about to fuck shit up.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

This guy suspiciously absent from the Popes funeral.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Car thieves watching a DVD in the 2000s

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Car thieves watching a DVD in the 2000s

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Sure, if you all go catching animals in little balls and making them fight, that’s Pokémon and that’s alright. But if I, Dr Robotnik, do the same thing, give them powerful robotic exoskeletons and have them try and kill ONE hedgehog, I’m an unstable maniac.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Was there an actual scene in Last of the Summer Wine where all three were in a bathtub or is it just now a Mandela effect because of Reeves and Mortimer? I know there's the one with Compo. Yes this is where my brains at 9am on a Thursday morning.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Incredible Andrex has built its entire brand image on the premise it’s as soft as wiping your arse on a puppy.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Me visiting Bowser: Hey, can I use your toilet? Yeah, it's just down the corridor, past the three swirling fireball skewers, hop over the lava, past the undead turtle, and then through the door that laughs menacingly as you go through. Oh, just always face the ghost and it won't hurt you.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Me visiting Bowser: Hey, can I use your toilet? Yeah, it's just down the corridor, past the three swirling fireball skewers, hop over the lava, past the undead turtle, and then through the door that laughs menacingly as you go through. Oh, just always face the ghost and it won't hurt you.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Last of Us.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Hear me out: Wilson Fisk for Pope.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Aww Ewon want to weave powitics. The man’s ego is less durable than an iPhone screen.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Trained on illegally scraped previous popes data, the CyberPope hallucinates plausible sounding bible verses and secretly works for the Gaunt Man ( #ttrpg pro level reference)

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Come on Tech Bros unveil AI Pope and let’s get on with it.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Me all day: 🎵 'Cause we got a great big conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our conclave Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' conclave Watch us as we pray’

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

People on Easter Sunday are giving “and Jesus”

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