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Cognitive Neuroscience PhD 🧠 || Data Scientist by Trade 📊 || Cat Dad (RIP Rocket) || He/Him || Opinions My Own || 🇿🇦\🇺🇸 || Go Birds 🦅
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They’re about as predictive as the drunk homeless guy yelling about the end times 😂

…go birds 😏🦅 #SuperBowlLIX

This is accurate.

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Data Scientist: What is the standard error of all previous pours, also how big is the damn cup.

What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries... 10. Kermit (Denmark) 9. Kermit (France) 8. Kermit (Romania) 7. Kermit (Slovakia) 6. Kermit (Italy) 5. Kermit (Canada) 4. Kermit (Iceland) 3. Kermit (the Netherlands) 2. Kermit (Poland) 1. Gustavo (Spain)

One of the reasons why the post-election discourse is so dire is because the root cause of Harris losing was inflation, but the Biden administration did everything right on inflation, and nobody is going to get a gold star for saying “we did things correctly and got screwed for doing it”.

BwahahahahHahhahaha

I wanted to understand why so many working class midwesterners voted for Trump. So I listened to a bunch of well-off New York podcasters.

God, this angle hadn’t even occurred to me. It literally will be state media if Musk gets an official role.

Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do - Pizza delivery boy - Cocktail bartender - Philosophy tutor - Cognitive Science professor - Graduate Assistant (Psychology + IT) - Adjunct Professor (Cognitive Neuroscience) - Quantitative Research Consultant