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mattias.sunder.my
"I can throw this spell from 60 feet away, which means that *I* will be 60 feet away!" || Art by minotaur D
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The next time he sees @inelegantegoist.bsky.social he's going to kiss her.

[he hands him a bag of trash] mine, now, take this out to the bin, then come back in, I have a list of experiments and I need a test subject.

“I need to eat my shoes.”

“I believe I'm almost done perfecting this spell.”

💭she's so cool

Destroy them!

MY PANTS!

Wow

He sat outside the lab, glowering at the ground beneath him. In his right hand, a piece of parchment was crumpled and jutting between his clenched fist. In his left hand, a bloody cloth, loosely hanging onto his fingers.

It's worth a try.

that is certainly a thing that someone said out loud

Do they have to

“NOW MY SOCKS ARE ALL WET!”

He clenched his jaw. He stared at her. He adjusted his glasses. He looked down at his smoking socks and YELPED

He stares at her, but his brain is simply not computing what she means. "Anyway, I'm one step closer to world domination."

adjusting his glasses

"That would be the easy way! I had the personal little rain cloud follow me and douse me."

"What the fuck."

"I set my pants on fire on accident. Then, to prove that I am indeed, built different, I set them on fire - on purpose."

Can confirm

My pants might be on fire.

After a series of magical accidents, I have temporarily grown wings, and have started a tree pruning business.

I'm asking myself that too.

SNEEZING

Adjusting his glasses despite the broken frame. "Damn..."

Trying REALLY hard not to fall asleep.