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mattknudsen.bsky.social
A budget friendly Jeff Daniels 📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL 🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar 📖 Have I Seen You in Anything? 🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town https://linktr.ee/mattknudsen
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That moment when you realize that you're more Roy Obison than Tom Petty. #grateful #lucky #blessed

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I do my best to regulate my mental health. I guess you could say that I'm an insecurity guard.

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Is your job REAL or FAKE? #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #real #fake #job

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I will not succumb to tyranny. I will March 4th!

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Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors... Being silent won't protect you.

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One of the most dispiriting things about sharing your content online is that you open yourself up to snarky criticism from people who start with: "Hate to brake it to you..."

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Currently, my favorite commercial is the mafia guy who mocks his friends dog food and gets murdered.

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My reaction to every single thing happening

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Exciting news, I'm on this month's cover of Virginity magazine!

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In honor of Conan hosting the Oscars this weekend, here is my true Hollywood confession. #conan #theoscars #losangeles

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Don’t blame me I voted for the woman who likes to laugh a lot.

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It's not what you know, it's who you know that knows what you know.

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He's back! Actor, comedian, and all around wonderful human @mattknudsen.bsky.social returns to TV Guidance Counselor this week! Don't miss it tvguidancecounselor.libsyn.com/tv-guidance-... tvguidancecounselor.com or your favorite podcast app

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Truly one of my favorite songs of all time. Thank you Roberta Flack and rest in paradise. #RIPRobertaFlack #thefirsttimeeverisawyourface #piano #music #pianomusic

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"I knew our joy would fill the earth." RIP Roberta Flack ❤️

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If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

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Rest in Peace to the most beautiful woman in Puppetland, Lynne Stewart. The best artist and person possible. #riplynnestewart

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"Although things may be tough right now..." - Everyone for about the last 6 years.

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McConnell said he wasn’t running for reelection because he wanted to spend more time ruining America with his family #sad

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Pritzker is a real one. Full text of the speech. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...

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First, they came for the objective truth. And I spoke out immediately.

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In the spirit of paying it forward ...

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Watching Lorne joylessly glad-hand cast members made me feel like I was really there.

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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

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My Valentines Day gift to my wife this year is to avoid talking like Jodie Foster in Nell for 24 consecutive hours. #chickpawe

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My Valentine and I go waaaaaay back. #valentinesday

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I love the internet because In just 8 short minutes I can learn: 1. Our climate is doomed. 2. An old friend from high school lost their mind. 3. I probably have butt cancer.

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Coming soon-ish to a streamer near you!!

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Currently, my showbiz model is liking people's posts.

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I don't cry at funerals because I'm not a mourning person.

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HONEST QUESTION: Does anyone really think that the DOGE cuts to government funding are going to be reflected in the take home pay of the average Americans or will it go for tax cuts to the ultra-rich?

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let’s all wake up tomorrow determined to make this time the time those mfers tried their bullshit and we said no

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Welp, at least autocracy was worth it right? #sad

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A fake billionaire is letting a fake genius destroy America because a bunch of fake patriots are too stupid, too entitled and too hateful to understand the difference between what is fake news and what is fact.

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One of the best parts of being married for 21 years is that date night costs $17.

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I think I would have done well in the era of comedy where you didn't have to be very good.

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