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Welp

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1471

"in my slut era" I mutter, shuffling over to the kettle to make a fresh mug of chamomile tea

every new movie on Netflix is called like, 'The Tax Preparer' and its about an international super spy assassin living in Des Moines, Iowa

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

An innocent man who committed no crime but is the same race as the person who murdered your daughter should have to spend the rest of his life in a concentration camp is the argument?

The audacity! To offer an alternative to voters right when they’re mad about the status quo! Who would do such a thing!? Couldn’t be the Democrats!

Every official presiding over this and nodding their approval deserves to end their days behind bars.

Trump take hamburger

I’d like to have a word with the people at the Voter Protection Project who are alienating voters by paying for obviously manipulative texts that no one signed up for because they have given their consultants the singular metric of “number of dollars raised per text message sent.”

“I’m here to apologize on behalf of REI, to retract our endorsement of Doug Burgum, and to take full accountability for how we move forward."

yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

B R D Most other pies are way too sweet and one-note; they definitely need some tartness and complexity to make me interested

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Homer brings Bart to steel mill dot wmv

This is a great point. For example, when I look back at the epochal changes of this past January, I would personally have voted not to confirm Marco Rubio

If only SOMEBODY hadn’t unconditionally surrendered all the Democrats’ leverage for nothing in return.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Seven overrated wonders Seven underwhelming seas Six excruciating continents Antarctica?—oh, please. I laugh every time.

Trump take Nintendo

Today Now! deserved a Peabody. Justice for Today Now!

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

Trans people belong in this community. They belong in this world.

Just. Arrest. Him.

Easy. They’re stupid.

She really is a genius.

They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.

I tell you what, it was pretty simple and easy to explain the existence of trans people to my kid (at age 5) and it is going to be WAY harder to explain to him why masked and hooded people grabbed a Tufts student off the street in a neighborhood he's in often

Silly pup to cleanse your timeline.

me in the national security group chat

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

who did this??

Really bad luck for them that they already decided that he is

But her emails....

Tonight’s feature: 12 Angry Men

Xavier transitioned and became Vivian Jenna Wilson. She is alive and well and lives in Japan. No loving parent would ever write such a disgusting thing as this, and it speaks volumes.

it’s true that the lies Donald Trump tells about his agenda are often very popular. that’s why he tells them! it’s also why it’s important that the media explains that they are lies

we're not throwing trans people under the bus for any fucking reason. None. There are two sides: the one that throws people under buses and the side that does not. Choose which one you are on.

Say what you will about people calling their Senators newly horrifed to demand action, that's at least a theory of politics with a clear mechanism for change and a clear way to organize neighbors, unlike smugly posting that the American project was always fascist & asking why anyone is surprised.