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submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

God, I'm so fucking old

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I would go even further than this: analog stick is for 3D games, dpad is for 2D games, regardless of genre. Get out of here with this making me play your arty indie sidescroller without the dpad

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submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately, everything is in fact computer

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is really one for the enthusiasts

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Been trying to figure out why the vibe of US foreign policy seems so familiar lately and I finally realized what this administration's whole attitude has been reminding me of: www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Yx...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is the ideal computer. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Posting is pain

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In addition to Hylians, Zora, Gorons, Gerudo, etc., the Mohawk and the French also canonically exist in the world of Hyrule. Which implies that there was also a Hyrulean Oka Crisis, a Hyrulean French Revolution,

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

In his first act as prime minister, Mark Carney could both cement his victory in the election and win the trade war in one move by ending daylight saving time

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Great day to invest in stock photos of stressed out day traders

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

These guys really, truly cannot stop themselves from creating the Torment Nexus, can they

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Man, Kojima really has this whole life thing figured out hey

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in hell!

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you will about Orson Scott Card as a person, but you really gotta hand it to him for predicting that posting culture would eventually kill liberal democracy

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

So when do all the armed patriots rise up against the tyrannical government. That's why they have all the guns, right

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It's cool how using every HR/payroll software in the world feels like being in hell

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

doctor doctor gimme the news i got a bad case of mistrusting news

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I've always felt that driving should involve MORE switches and buttons, if anything. It should take like minimum five toggles to start the thing up. It should feel like flying an X-Wing

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submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

And that's just the appetizer... www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qKK...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Counterpoint: raps by MF DOOM www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp9V...

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

One thing I've always found fascinating about English is the rhetorical specificity of different types of animal shit. "Bullshit," "horseshit," "dogshit," "batshit," "apeshit" — all distinct, unique concepts. You can't use these terms interchangeably

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I have like three of these

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The computer was never meant to be more than this. We have strayed from God's light

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It's one thing when an industry publication does this sort of story but it's very weird when fans are obsessed with box office numbers, streaming numbers for bands, etc. Like bestie if the numbers are the most compelling part of the experience have you maybe considered becoming a fan of sports?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know about this @mackenziecmrn.bsky.social

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Current world events and modern politics/economics in general make a lot more sense once you realize that "inefficiency," "waste" and "fraud" mean "money that doesn't go to me specifically"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if I could pick a single favourite Simpsons bit, but "Works on contingency? No, money down!" might come pretty close

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Starting to think that maybe moving entire communities and repositories of knowledge to a private for-profit platform may have been a bad idea 🤔

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Riverside rules because they were like "what if we solved the biggest problem with recording interviews over video chat (the sound/video dropouts) and then built a completely labyrinthine user interface for it"

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 76 comments

This is in fact exactly what Carly Rae Jepsen's music is for

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

who will adopt this lil freak on a leash

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

At times like this, it's important to remember that the internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

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The Rilo Kiley reunion tour dates are an all-hands-on-deck, Eras Tour-level event for a very specific type of aging sad millennial. Please check on all your friends with vinyl collections who were in high school or college in the early 2000s.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Here's the thing: it does

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments