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mattoak.bsky.social
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
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I don't know what we're doing here but we're doing it

Good Soundering everyone tonight! Take care of each other!

Story of me this hour

3 credit initials today replay top score and match

4 pinball 4 replays good day to pinball

Don't be gaslit: They are Nazis. This is a Nazi salute. They are not hiding it, or dog whistling, they are announcing it. They have come out as Nazis. Show the people in your life these images all together. Make them understand this is not an accident, or a fluke. It is happening here.

DOGSO for me, sadly.

Indecisive forward and no man's land in defense I'm gonna slap Declan Rice in his face

Stop sucking plz arsenal

Ugh

Isn't Ashley Young like 70 years old

Man United sure do suck guys

I'd like to file a complaint look at this suggested text this is Gwildor disrespect it's a fucking cosmic key and he is not a troll

Like what is his brow routine in prison

Flashback to February 2017 - @sounderatheart.com 's YachtCon event: What do you when your shot with the MLS Cup trophy? Why take a photo holding it next to @mattoak.bsky.social 's newly minted MLS Cup x Celine Dion tattoo of course

When your long con plan to moon everyone with no repercussions finally pays off

It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

on side doing ball work, v relatable

hey, this rules

Lamb chop getting the absolute BUSINESS from Freddie Mercury and napping after.

Do we need to start saying Eat the Reich instead of Eat the Rich or what

The constitution does. Not. Exist.

I absolutely HATE Thursdays. Longest work day of my week AND it's the day the pinball guy repairs everything and greases the fuck out of the machines making me think I suck.

It's too easy

Pinball is good tonight. Couple falls but couple replays. Sigh

I know everyone is excited about the Sounders and we look great I just want to remind you that this is CCL and we're gonna get mad even when we win. Is Brad Evans on bluesky yet

80% of transplants agree its our birthright

Folks this lineup does not suck I'm so mad they made me cancel my season tickets

Give us our money. Also still waiting for that chihuly to be returned, Landon.