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submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Aaron Judge (250 OPS+ before that home run) has three intentional walks this year. And in 2004, Barry Bonds (263 OPS+) had four different 4-IBB games.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The Rockies won a baseball game

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Lol. Lmao, even.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Aaron Judge has two 11 WAR seasons and he's currently on pace for 16, and has 13.6 WAR over the last calendar year. I'm not really sure how that's even possible.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I see no issue because if the postseason began today then I mastered time travel and became the God Emperor

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Staten Island lawmaker confronts teens near busted fence in suspected ‘Kool-Aid Man’ encounter

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

chad innings eaters guys in shambles

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

At half mast

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

[George bush whispering meme] sir, a second clay holmes was hit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

And if Mamdani wins, all non-bodegas will be criminalized

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t need a president who talks about QBs dropping to the second round, we need one who talks about MLB draft bonus pools

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

lol the Rockies are 4-20

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

As someone who converted to Catholicism nine months ago because I got horny listening to Red Scare, my thoughts on the pope are very important and must be addressed

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is #Cubes

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Per Bryan Hoch: "Austin Wells is out of the lineup with food poisoning. He said he felt great yesterday, that was a scheduled off-day. This issue occurred overnight."

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

The picture of Kilmar is happy-gasp level. Pretty rare these days

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Guy burned by April a million times: ok but maybe ben rice is good

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

[neighborhood cat carrying around mouse body parts, sitting under our car] ok I put here now

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

submitted 13 days ago • 278 comments

all the money in the world and still no one who loves her enough to tell her to wipe the smudged mascara out from under her eyes

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

It was nice of Judge to take a short break from his 60 homer pace to hit .400, sometimes you need a vacation

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The tide will turn on the culture war now that spencer strider is back

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

this was also a team that could not hit jameson taillon or dodgers middle relief lol

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Here's the replay, pitcher awareness level: Zero

submitted 15 days ago • 18 comments

21st century Evil is predicated on making up definitive-sounding-categories--"terrorist," "alien," "biological sex"--as a way of cleaving off significant amounts of people from human rights. and it's done disingenuously because the goal is no universal human rights for anyone

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

We got to Mars by 2025

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Wacha essentially had two careers and the second one seems better

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the 2020s has already been a media hellscape but add a little NPR defund here and sprinkle a little recession there and you could argue that in the 2030s there will credibly be nowhere for even previously-informed people to get an array of news

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted

submitted 15 days ago • 71 comments

MLB Network covering what’s important on this special day: Jackie Robinson’s WAR

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

when i was a kid i saw this letter at the baseball hall of fame and it changed me forever. i couldn't wrap my head around this level of hatred. Jackie Robinson's struggle was more than just hateful comments and jeers -- he was risking his life just by stepping on the field. we owe him so much

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Economy certainly running on all cylinders when you see a commercial for “spring black friday”

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

you should instead come to realize it's true in two months, which will actually be too late

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Stroman has been straight-up unwatchable for a year

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

the reason why rob manfred needs a salary cap in the next cba is because owners can't afford all the violins, on account of the crying

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments