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Learning to make better haircards or worse Sonic the Hedgehogs, you decide.

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I'm really enjoying what I've seen of Andor Season 2 so far but why does every sci-fi film and show have audio mixing that fluctuates between ASMR whispers and machinery that sounds like a washing machine filled with cinderblocks?

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Fucking heartbroken that I can't change my opinion of the Harry Potter brand because I've always thought it was the dorkiest lamest shit for losers. Fuck what Hogwarts house you belong to. Hogwarts sounds like British slang for VD. What school from Rival Schools do you belong to?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXR...

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Look how freaking easy it is not to fold your morals like a dollar bill

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You ever have a video floating in your algorithm for a few days and when you watch it...just Goddamn...

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Washington Generals-ass Democratic leadership. Brooklyn Brawler-ass Democratic leadership. The fucking Putty Patrol would put up more of a fight.

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I'm not about to turn this into a politics account any time soon, but on this Presidents Day I want to make it abundantly clear where I stand. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

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I just opened the weather app on Windows 11 and the NVIDIA game overlay thing popped up. ???

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Ok, but what ancient rune puzzle do I have to solve to get an Indiana Jones and the Great Circle art dump?

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I appreciate Sleigh Bells’ knack for writing songs that sound like Sleigh Bells songs.

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Fun fact: Despite being set in Indiana most of Stranger Things is filmed in Georgia. For example the desolate grey wasteland shrouded in darkness known as "The Upside Down" merely just LOOKS like Indiana between the months of November and March.

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JD Vance looks like a pedophile chased a child into the teleporter from The Fly.

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Don't worry AI bros, plenty of artists are out there just making art for the love of it. I'm sure this market collapse will in no way effect your passion for making your own art. At least you're learning a skill and can take pride in your work knowing that you've gotten better at something.

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Just...you know...sayin'

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one time while at ILMxLab I was working on a large frieze sculpture embedded into a wall, the kind where the details are mostly embossed. I was worried it wasn't up to snuff, so when the creative director made his rounds and told me he liked it, I said "that's a huge relief."

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I aspire to one day be the guy pretending to work on an already completed Zbrush model during a developer showcase.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ba...

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hey there! forget about whatever else you have going on today and instead, set aside a half hour to learn about some cool PS1 games from Japan that you can now play in English thanks to some wonderful members of the community. (Ps. some of the games may or may not be cool) youtu.be/CUz_xy4Mo6w

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Some God-tier low poly content to distract you from all the everything.

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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

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Indiana Jones after pulverizing a Nazi's testicles with a sledgehammer than smashing his orbital socket in while he writhes on the ground in agony: "Taking the first sleeper car to nap town buddy."

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Toy Story: What if being a toy was a job? Monster's Inc: What if being a monster was a job? Incredibles: What if super-jobs? Wall-E: People need jobs. Ratatouille: That rat needs to get a job. Inside Out: What if being an emotion was a job? Pixar: Anyway a lot of you are fired. Get the fuck out LOL

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@coolboxart.bsky.social

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At this point the NYPD is desperately releasing statements like "Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 / Print ad / Sega / 1994

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Just watched Look Back. Fujimoto has weaponized emotional trauma and needs to be stopped before he strikes again.

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Sometimes I test out the prototype character generator website I never finished and it spits out "Playful werewolf bounty hunter from the haunted castle at the edge of town" first try and I think "man I should finish this" but then I just think about werewolf bounty hunters until I fall asleep.

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"Ok gang, let's take this mask off and see who the Grave Robbing Ghoul of Plainfield really is..." "OLD MAN GEIN!?!" "Doohooohoo and the gold under that farm would have been mine if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

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I was aligning some of Bethany's photo scans in photoshop and accidentally made a dope as hell book cover

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I still can't stop thinking about how populist vibes are a big part of what makes a President electable but an equally large if not bigger part is whether or not they're charismatic.

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Being a digital artist is exhausting 🤷‍♂️

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