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Slack is down! Now's our chance. Boot up AOL Instant Messenger and tell everyone this is the new chat. Come on people we've been training for this

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The Boys in Blue are back!

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Went to Vintage Computer Festival this weekend. Came back with some cool old hardware and a video of… this… thing. I didn’t know I could be both so offended and so amused at the same time.

submitted 13 days ago • 65 comments

Archive Request xkcd.com/3052

submitted 12 days ago • 124 comments

We have agreed on a contract extension with Executive Vice President and General Manager J.J. Picollo through the 2030 season with a club option for 2031.

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...

submitted 19 days ago • 117 comments

We now go live to Drake

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

“Per my last email.”

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

submitted 20 days ago • 60 comments

I'm collecting an incredible portfolio of unhinged responses to unhinged responses to my anodyne skeet

submitted 22 days ago • 68 comments

Hi, this is my work bio. I'm originally from (other state) but have fallen in love with (current state). (University) grad, go (mascot)! When I'm not working, you can find me doing (boring hobby), (exercise) and being obsessed with my (pet/kid/reality show). Oh and I'm a (brunch food) addict!

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this

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Government workers when DOGE shows up.

submitted 26 days ago • 117 comments

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

submitted 28 days ago • 60 comments

a bit more #Severance data please enjoy all analyses equally 👉 lucymcgowan.github.io/mdr-website/ and for my #rstats friends: 👉 lucymcgowan.github.io/mdr/

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mammals

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how to tell if you are a cylon

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

Lies have come to all of us to try to keep that mighty hero from coming out. You have to ask yourself, “Who told me that I’m not smart enough to go to college? Who told me that I don’t deserve to be blessed?” I can assure you: it was not your dick. That’s infection. You have to remove it.

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Only one more month until we're back in Surprise! 🌵

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Recapping my first ultra running experience at Across the Years 2024/2025: mattsams.com/posts/genera... 🏃

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