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mattshoelace.bsky.social
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Help Ron Rege! www.gofundme.com/f/help-ron-r...

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The crazed “ass-to-ass” guy from Requiem for a Dream has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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Oh the dissents were scathing tho. So…. there’s that I guess

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@goodboy.bsky.social All right now it's personal

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christmas 2025: for my crime of Purchasing A SodaStream Competitor i have been blackbagged and thrown into administrative detention

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Whoever invented citrus really blundered when he put all that flavor in the zesty peel. Maybe focus on the part we actually eat?

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More city grants for filmmakers who are overdue for their triumphant comeback

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really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

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sucks when your wife says hey theres a big bowl of stuff you need to go through and sort. i dont want to do that shit. thats why it was in the bowl!

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Imagine how many missiles humanity could intercept if we all worked together

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iran better not start a war by counterattacking

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Chuck Schumer about to write the President a sternly-worded thank you note

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finally the respectable mccain presidency centrists wanted

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I'm watching a movie and Venkman just got slimed lol

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We have no idea who Tom was or what sort of foolery he got up to, but we continue to feel the reverberations of it in every act of whimsy, every bout of horseplay, every spark of lighthearted mischief which briefly beats back the darkness of this all-too-serious world.

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Tired: boycotting the New York Times Wired: levying brutal starvation-level economic sanctions against the New York Times as a hostile sovereign entity

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Israel’s domination of certain ethnic groups is Brat

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Mocha choca latte chino with two pumps of free bus fare? Um, how about a regular damn cup of sex criminal?

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When the subtitles on the print of Ivan's Childhood in the art musuem's collection said "Reconnoitring is the heart of tactics"--I felt that.

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1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so. 🧵

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“Jaws” premiered 50 years ago today. That iconic line, “This boat needs to be waaaaay bigger,” is just as relevant as it was then.

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When the world is being permanently scarred by violence, both the overt and slow, procedural kind, I find it’s particularly important to triage email, phone and in person customer communications

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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a candidate so bad that it takes two full pages of 'cuomo sexual deviant' search results before weezer gets a single mention

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I love being a dumb fucker who looks like shit

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The receiving a tasty treat to run along now pipeline

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(before tweedle dum was invented) well, if it isn't tweedle dee. (awkward silence)

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Thanks to modern technology we have been able to digitally add Stephen Malkmus’s fiddler to McCabe and Mrs. Miller, ushering it into the First Cow cinematic universe as Altman always intended.

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I watched the guy in front of me rate McCabe and Mrs. Miller 3.5 stars on letterboxd immediately after it ended. I beheaded him with my katana.

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Is there any way I could get a remake of an intellectual property from the 1980s somehow for the love of Christ

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