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Bostonian scientist that does science in the day, and shit posts at night🔬👨‍🔬🦠 He/Him/They/Them 🏳️‍🌈
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Oh hay, girlies!

What will mango Mussolini do this week…🙃

It’s finally #humpday

2cozy2getup

I need AWRY to sponsor me given how much of their stuff I wear. Their stuff is SO comfy and good!🍑💅🏻

Post your favorite pokemon, wrong answers only

Time to get that skinnylicious, bootylicious, delicious beach body💅🏻🍑

Genuinely think this is the best photo I’ve ever taken of my ass🥵

Instead of Thong Thursday on gay Bluesky, can it be Throw Hands At The Heteros Thursday instead?

Isn’t it sad the Portuguese never made a port of geese?

The internet grieving for the Duolingo Owl was not on my 2025 bingo card

2lazy2move

Gotta get this peach and legs ready for beach season!

If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you are using with no explanation

Something about wearing pink of Wednesdays?

So hoochie while working out

Pink and peachy

Christmas holiday party vibes. At least my butt looks good in these pants🍑

How do y’all get the confidence to post nudes on the internet? Don’t y’all worry about kickback from your employers? Family? Strangers? Brenda? I get anxious posting hoochie daddy shorts on the internet😵‍💫

But (butt) first, lemme take a selfie!

Love Black Friday sales. New speedos💅🏻🍑

Post Thanksgiving belly