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mattstagraham.bsky.social
How many twitters do I gotta make before you buy tickets
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MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

It is 1:30am I should be asleep

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection. Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Hi Do u like my song

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

Caffeine tonight. YouTube premiere tonight. youtu.be/xW5hRE5XDGM?...

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

TOMORROW ☕️

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

3 Days ☕️

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Stims I have done - wheezing sound in my throat with my chest, sometimes a little squeak if I’m alone and happy - rubbing my palms with my thumbs - shake hands and arms - flex random muscles (not like in a mirror just chillin) Stims I have not done and literally no one else has done - Sieg Heil

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Elliott Smith in my rotation to see if my FBI guy even cares

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

One week ☕️

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a word for “this wasn’t hard but it felt like pulling teeth”

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

God damn it I’m gonna have to start using this platform too huh

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

What’s up other Twitter here’s my new song it comes out next month

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

You’re not punk unless a jaded old hipster who’s basically dead to the world and does nothing but raise their nose and act dismissive calls you a poser online

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Since this is the same people who originally made Twitter, it is important to the experience that I post tweets that will cause me to be cancelled 10 years from now. Here we go vvv

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment