Profile avatar
mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie We're all trying to find the guy who did this
1,675 posts 158 followers 300 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Simmons is state media for the Fed

This really should've turned out better, but the gold thread snapped about every half inch of stitching. I won't be surprised if I eventually pull the thread and sew it again.

Frankly, anyone who still works for or watches the Fed is a willing accessory to fascism. Like any other artform, wrestling does not exist in a moral vacuum.

Bring back the Metrodome

John Roberts has got to feel pretty good about finally overtaking Roger Taney.

Ken Griffey Jr took this photo

Fuck the WWE. Then, now, forever. That place is rotten to the goddamn core.

Calling Star Trek optimistic feels like a Rorsharch test of whether you started at TOS, TNG or DS9

“Bluesky is too much of an echo chamber” have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here

Third time was the charm on the filling

Non-zero chance he shows up at WrestleMania. Will that be enough to wake people up? Probably not.

If he's 224, I'm 165 with 2% body fat

I've got about 5 other jerseys to sew that I've been dragging my feet on, but you better believe Bob is next on the machine. #FloridaPanthers #NHL

“how did they lose to those dipshits” me watching the Red Sox 🤝 me watching the Democrats

Another question, other than the obvious wage slavery of it all, is... why? Why do we need them mining and refining materials? They'll say it's so they can make the "AI revolution" go faster, but to what end? Why is any of this happening? None of this needs to or should happen.

I really hope one day Star Trek will grow out of this "this ain't your grandpa's Star Trek!" attitude that it's been going through for the past two decades. Star Trek has never had to be cool. It has always been okay to watch nerds quietly talk about shield harmonics.

reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height

Coca-Cloaca? Cloaca-Cola? Is that anything?

I want this in a movie theater poster sized print, please.

Trying some baking today. Really broadening my horizons.

👀👀👀

HELL YES

We're here for the Meg agenda

MR. WORDWIDE

I hadn't thought about this band since Deja Entendu came out. I didn't know any of these as a result, and good on Lindsey for writing this piece.

incredible things happening on @latenightseth.bsky.social

Does Jason Kidd think the Mavs are the Yankees, or does he just not realize the Sox went nearly a century without a title?

New Patti Harrison ITYSL sketch just dropped

Philip K Dick proved this was a terrible idea a DECADE ago

It's a disease.