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when sheep ranchers lock in do they call it “going fleeced mode”

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Chickens have a house!

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So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames You can tell me when it's over, mm If the high was worth the pain Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know I love the players And you love the game

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Going to do the Thursday crossword because I’m not annoyed enough today

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Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner. It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced, are you thinking of me when...

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Seattle tonight is the night— no one has ever, in all the recorded history of live bookstore events, managed to not have an awkward pause after the moderator says “any questions?” but tonight we can change the course of humankind www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/casey-...

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My phone is obsessed with putting this photo of @floord.bsky.social on my home screen

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I started lifting again this week after almost 2 months of not doing it, and wow are my legs and back sore today :)

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Nobody says “prick” like Joe Pesci

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Squats and deadlifts today

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Chicken content

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Denver pals! I’ll be there in a few weeks attending fwd:cloudsec… who else is going? fwdcloudsec.org/conference/n...

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I’m making linguini and clams for dinner but only if @stefinitely.cool and I do our lifting workouts tonight first Hashtag motivation

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Btw searching your camera roll for “lanyard” comes up with fun results. I recommend it. You’ll find loads of great conference memories.

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been thinking about threat hunting in AWS CloudTrail logs. so much signal in there but it’s easy to get overwhelmed or miss patterns. what are some of the biggest challenges you’ve run into when digging through CloudTrail for security investigations? what’s worked and what’s been frustrating?

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New Arrested DevOps episode featuring @usrbinkat.io ! www.arresteddevops.com/using-ai/

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Not bad considering I haven’t worked out since April 7! Bench fell off a LOT but it’s okay!

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If you do well in high school, you're now getting into Illinois' public universities automatically. Seeking a higher education is more affordable and accessible than ever before, thanks to our FY26 balanced budget.

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We are getting our chicken coop delivered on Thursday (good job eagle eye @stefinitely.cool for finding it on Marketplace!) so the chickens will move out from the kitchen then :)

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I updated my garage gym gear list (still need to add some updated photos and stuff though) here - notes.mattstratton.com/public/garag...

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Just when you thought the OTF fuss had died down and you could get on with using Iceberg (ok ok, or Delta), DuckDB goes and puts the cat (duck?) amongst the pigeons with DuckLake: rmoff.net/2025/06/02/d... #dataBS

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@stefinitely.cool and I are getting married next month! Instead of a registry, if folks want to get us something, we are accepting funds towards @riotfest.bsky.social If you want to contribute, we have Venmo here - venmo.com/u/Matt-Strat... If you’re going to be at Riot, we’ll see you there!

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One positive outcome of "vibe coding" becoming widespread across devs is that prototyping becomes widespread. Until now, it was accepted that for most engineers, prototyping is kind of hard? So I saw relatively few do it. Now: SO easy with these AI tools! Fewer excuses left?

when sheep ranchers lock in do they call it “going fleeced mode”

Chickens have a house!

So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames You can tell me when it's over, mm If the high was worth the pain Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know I love the players And you love the game

Going to do the Thursday crossword because I’m not annoyed enough today

Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner. It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced, are you thinking of me when...

Seattle tonight is the night— no one has ever, in all the recorded history of live bookstore events, managed to not have an awkward pause after the moderator says “any questions?” but tonight we can change the course of humankind www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/casey-...

My phone is obsessed with putting this photo of @floord.bsky.social on my home screen

I started lifting again this week after almost 2 months of not doing it, and wow are my legs and back sore today :)

Nobody says “prick” like Joe Pesci

Squats and deadlifts today

Chicken content

Denver pals! I’ll be there in a few weeks attending fwd:cloudsec… who else is going? fwdcloudsec.org/conference/n...

I’m making linguini and clams for dinner but only if @stefinitely.cool and I do our lifting workouts tonight first Hashtag motivation

Btw searching your camera roll for “lanyard” comes up with fun results. I recommend it. You’ll find loads of great conference memories.

New Arrested DevOps episode featuring @usrbinkat.io ! www.arresteddevops.com/using-ai/

Not bad considering I haven’t worked out since April 7! Bench fell off a LOT but it’s okay!

If you do well in high school, you're now getting into Illinois' public universities automatically. Seeking a higher education is more affordable and accessible than ever before, thanks to our FY26 balanced budget.

We are getting our chicken coop delivered on Thursday (good job eagle eye @stefinitely.cool for finding it on Marketplace!) so the chickens will move out from the kitchen then :)

I updated my garage gym gear list (still need to add some updated photos and stuff though) here - notes.mattstratton.com/public/garag...

Just when you thought the OTF fuss had died down and you could get on with using Iceberg (ok ok, or Delta), DuckDB goes and puts the cat (duck?) amongst the pigeons with DuckLake: rmoff.net/2025/06/02/d... #dataBS

@stefinitely.cool and I are getting married next month! Instead of a registry, if folks want to get us something, we are accepting funds towards @riotfest.bsky.social If you want to contribute, we have Venmo here - venmo.com/u/Matt-Strat... If you’re going to be at Riot, we’ll see you there!

One positive outcome of "vibe coding" becoming widespread across devs is that prototyping becomes widespread. Until now, it was accepted that for most engineers, prototyping is kind of hard? So I saw relatively few do it. Now: SO easy with these AI tools! Fewer excuses left?

Hot goth yard work with @stefinitely.cool

A little afternoon comedy today