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Hell yeah sweetie it’s Pride month, go off queen 💅

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A house close to where I live made it onto ZillowGoneWild, and for good reason www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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Demanding cookies and treats while handing off all my actual responsibilities to some dumbass kid who doesn’t know anything: this isn’t a government for the people, but it is certainly a government of the people

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If we let the freak kids with blue hair be right about one thing, they could start thinking they’re right about any number of things, there would be no end to their list of demands! Its more prudent to concede to the racists on this one point, surely that will appease them

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Xbox captures don’t record voice chats but you can see the notification that this one guy is talking and rest assured he went absolutely nuts crazy yelling

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I love my pets so much

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I’m not going to repost it and I would have assumed it went without saying but anyway: any posts about people going insane because they believe AI is real are fake and should be ignored before they spread to people who might be convinced otherwise. And if you’re going to make a post like that, don’t

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This was the same time when every single local police department looked around and said “we are NOT prepared for a terrorist attack!” and requested a $3 trillion budget raise and no one said “we are a rural town of 6000 people wtf are you talking about”

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Had a dream that I had a zit and woke up ready to pop it but it was just a dream. Why is that even a possibility for a dream, why would my unconscious even put that on the playlist. Go back to the dreams where I kick a game-winning field goal

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Has anyone been keeping track of companies’ “by such-and-such year we will be carbon neutral” claims because I feel like several had 2025 as a benchmark along the way

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This is the closest Trump will come to solving a real problem over the next 4 years. Communication issues with truckers is a huge problem but rather than making translators more easily available or whatever they’ll call that “DEI” and just make a law banning Russian and Spanish

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It’s just ideology. “I think we should punish foreign countries and put Americans first” is a belief. The fact that it makes no sense, the fact that it is being implemented right now and not working, this means nothing to these people. Facts can’t break through that belief, you have to go deeper

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Every morning my cat has to round up the humans. She screams and screams until both of them are herded to where they belong (sitting on the couch) before she can enjoy laying in a patch of sunlight on the floor. And does anyone ever thank her for this?

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My guess for the o-line is that Stoutland didn’t give them a choice

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Is this the only picture people are going off? I don’t think I even see Sirianni in here and I know he went

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Don’t give Slay too much credit he’s probably just busy recording 17 podcasts

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The man who at some point said, and it was definitely a man and it was definitely said at some point, “can we pull it back up?” will go down in history. Everyone on board will know his name for as long as that ship has a human crew

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The two members of The Naked And Famous, Alisa Xayalith and Thomas Powers, each made a solo album and it is remarkable how each album sounds like exactly half of TNAF, or, put another way, how in retrospect TNAF sounds like a combination of both solo albums

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Has anyone else seen the Netflix film “In The Shadow Of The Moon” starring Boyd Holbrook

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Those “bad actors” are currently “everyone.” You can’t buy or read anything online without encountering AI. AI sucks and it is correct to say that it sucks. If you make something that doesn’t suck people will say it doesn’t suck

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If you’re reading this then you have been drafted by the Atlanta Falcons. Please report to minicamp next month. We are sorry.

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Watching this guy robotically try to simulate how sports fans talk in order to pander to them for obvious political gain will never stop being funny

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I heard there was a secret code That David used to get god mode But you don’t really care for mods, now do ya It goes like this: up down left Shift Right Control and then left click It’s a cheat that makes the bullets go right through ya

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this does make the kenny pickett trade even funnier than when it happened

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Twitter/X may be full of idiots, frothing antisemitic morons screaming about conspiracy theories, racists, woman- and self-hating small-minded trolls whose only goal is making people who don’t look or think like them uncomfortable, but it’s also the only place where people think I’m smart

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We’re laughing at Shedeur Sanders now, but if Trump’s second presidency has taught us anything, it’s that he rewards evil guys with weird personal grudges. I’m just saying… Deion is pissed at the NFL… and a former cornerback…. and there’s a Secretary of Defense position opening soon…

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Shedeur Sanders is coming into the league looking for revenge on the 32 teams who passed on him

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They’re gonna sign Rodgers too on a similar principle

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On the bright side I’m now totally okay with the Cowboys being called “America’s team.” Those two deserve each other

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One thing about my dad is he could never understand when or why we had or didn’t have school. “Why are you still asleep!?” It’s a federal holiday, we have the day off? “Hey woah time to get up!” Its July? “What are you doing home, shouldn’t you be at school?” Dad I’m 25. I graduated 8 years ago

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Hell yeah sweetie it’s Pride month, go off queen 💅

A house close to where I live made it onto ZillowGoneWild, and for good reason www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Demanding cookies and treats while handing off all my actual responsibilities to some dumbass kid who doesn’t know anything: this isn’t a government for the people, but it is certainly a government of the people

If we let the freak kids with blue hair be right about one thing, they could start thinking they’re right about any number of things, there would be no end to their list of demands! Its more prudent to concede to the racists on this one point, surely that will appease them

Xbox captures don’t record voice chats but you can see the notification that this one guy is talking and rest assured he went absolutely nuts crazy yelling

I love my pets so much

This was the same time when every single local police department looked around and said “we are NOT prepared for a terrorist attack!” and requested a $3 trillion budget raise and no one said “we are a rural town of 6000 people wtf are you talking about”

Had a dream that I had a zit and woke up ready to pop it but it was just a dream. Why is that even a possibility for a dream, why would my unconscious even put that on the playlist. Go back to the dreams where I kick a game-winning field goal

Has anyone been keeping track of companies’ “by such-and-such year we will be carbon neutral” claims because I feel like several had 2025 as a benchmark along the way

This is the closest Trump will come to solving a real problem over the next 4 years. Communication issues with truckers is a huge problem but rather than making translators more easily available or whatever they’ll call that “DEI” and just make a law banning Russian and Spanish

Every morning my cat has to round up the humans. She screams and screams until both of them are herded to where they belong (sitting on the couch) before she can enjoy laying in a patch of sunlight on the floor. And does anyone ever thank her for this?

My guess for the o-line is that Stoutland didn’t give them a choice

Is this the only picture people are going off? I don’t think I even see Sirianni in here and I know he went

Don’t give Slay too much credit he’s probably just busy recording 17 podcasts

The man who at some point said, and it was definitely a man and it was definitely said at some point, “can we pull it back up?” will go down in history. Everyone on board will know his name for as long as that ship has a human crew

The two members of The Naked And Famous, Alisa Xayalith and Thomas Powers, each made a solo album and it is remarkable how each album sounds like exactly half of TNAF, or, put another way, how in retrospect TNAF sounds like a combination of both solo albums

Has anyone else seen the Netflix film “In The Shadow Of The Moon” starring Boyd Holbrook

Those “bad actors” are currently “everyone.” You can’t buy or read anything online without encountering AI. AI sucks and it is correct to say that it sucks. If you make something that doesn’t suck people will say it doesn’t suck

If you’re reading this then you have been drafted by the Atlanta Falcons. Please report to minicamp next month. We are sorry.

Watching this guy robotically try to simulate how sports fans talk in order to pander to them for obvious political gain will never stop being funny

I heard there was a secret code That David used to get god mode But you don’t really care for mods, now do ya It goes like this: up down left Shift Right Control and then left click It’s a cheat that makes the bullets go right through ya

this does make the kenny pickett trade even funnier than when it happened

Twitter/X may be full of idiots, frothing antisemitic morons screaming about conspiracy theories, racists, woman- and self-hating small-minded trolls whose only goal is making people who don’t look or think like them uncomfortable, but it’s also the only place where people think I’m smart

Shedeur Sanders is coming into the league looking for revenge on the 32 teams who passed on him

They’re gonna sign Rodgers too on a similar principle

On the bright side I’m now totally okay with the Cowboys being called “America’s team.” Those two deserve each other

“Perp” is such a tell for a person who’s never been in law enforcement. No one says that

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Ashton Jeanty is a Pete Carroll RB for sure, but is he a Chip Kelly RB?