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mattyfreee.bsky.social
who me? i’m just hanging around… oakland, ca📍
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it’s the perfect day to give a gemini exactly what he wants

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they’re fun but i wouldn’t do one w my girl cuz this exact reason not worth losing her over a night of additional coochie

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offered a sales consulting role and asked someone what they would pay me and they said $200/hour i was gonna say $50… never share the first number

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lmfao no i didn’t

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i’m so proud of my woman she’s making all the moves she needs to secure a happiness, peace & a bag

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genuinely ending relationships without hard feelings bears big juicy ass fruit

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its hard to fulfill obligations when you’re mentally checked out!! it’s only been 3 days on the job. day 1 was smoke and mirrors.. day 2, 3 and now 4 are all showing to be a waste of my time. not sure how honest i wanna be about this with the higher ups.

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activision and sony can go ahead suck my whole dick

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wtf i’m supposed to do with insomnia and ps5 servers down?

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made the right choice

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every time i open linkedin i wanna crash out exposing businesses and their people

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don’t tell me to make you work for it and then fall asleep on the clock!

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it’s crazy how some recruiters stilldock candidates for tattoos and candor during screening calls

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wonder if martin woulda fw yuno miles

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it’s like wearing yeezys but $70,000 more expensive

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i was so proud of myself for buying a tesla knowing how douchey the owners typically were but its just embarrassing now

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gelo did not have a performance in detroit. he got a dj to play he song and field access so people could watch him do karaoke.

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snapchat can suck me

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recruiter blamed her cat for dropping the ball. if you ghost me and cost me a job opp without communication you and your cat opps now. idgaf about your punkass cat

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been a while since i felt this childlike anxiousness and excitement. as a checked out, jaded cynic, this is refreshing af. BIG DAY TODAY WISH ME LUCK!

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when you spooning n she grabs it n puts it in >>>

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interviewing to take on the biggest role of my career. being proactive and speaking with an AI consultant to help fill in knowledge and skillset gaps. for example i found gamma.app to help me make decks. free and amazing

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interview 2/4 happening today for a life changing opportunity

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turned $1,800 into $4,420 yesterday without scamming or gambling

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what’s the scene babe

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i made a song w the 🔌 today

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we outside today i’m everywhere like air today

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BUST A ANOTHA JUUG, GRAB DA YADADA OUT THE WOO WOP

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momentum fuels motion 👇

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interviews are going well and i just came up w a dope business idea i think in finally going to pursue

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these only fans girls must really love my posts shout out to yall😂😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠🫠💀💀💀💀💀

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WHERE THE FUCK CAN I BUY EGGS?!

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HUGE interview today self doubt you can stay the fuck from round me

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doing laundry makes me irrationally upset “i wanna fold clothes for ya” stfu Jermaine

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

slow and steady is hard to appreciate but everything is moving in the right direction all at one time for the first time in a long time

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im doing a puzzle

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TEXAS ROADHOUSE FEELS LIKE AMERICA (in a good way if that’s possible)

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if i can land one of these jobs and get my doctor to gimme insured ozempic 2025 is off to a great start

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matty free ent checkin in live.. what’s the scene babe?

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squid games was buns

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take care of yourself and they’ll want to, too.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

"things were better when we did everything by hand" we've had a broken dishwasher for a week and we gotta wash every single dish by hand and lemme tell you actually that shit sucks

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getting drunk is played out

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