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mattyhotdogs.bsky.social
Idiotic bit creator at Good Time Society. Inventor of Matt Sleeves™️
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This is about to become the most expensive format

Welp time to get into Modern

Even if Nosferatu doesn’t win any Oscar’s, at least Nosferatu won one Oscar

Congrats to @joshyhotdogs.bsky.social the Dutch got one

Wow no wizards in the award winning sound team

Oh shit I forgot what it meant to have an online account during the Oscars! “My wife” count: 2 I dunno maybe more we are doing our best

Time to do my #MCChicago giveaway! - A con exclusive Dragon Shield playmat - Sauron, the Dark Lord (Foil & signed) -Malort Merch and dnd dice -MTG draw string bag -The last serialized "The Ring" token # 69 I made exclusively for MC Chicago. To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!

The Bracket System reveals more about the player than the deck.

"folks... we got him"

Me going into work #magicthwgathering #magic #content

Thinking bout how there’s a non-zero chance that us yelling “if you have a phat ass, come to room E350” made it into the background of pro tour coverage this weekend. That’s marketing, baby

Just sent the text “Donkeh, get out of mah throuple” and yet I’m still allowed to vote

Who called this Volatile Stormdrake and not 😎 Rapid Sky-bridization

Forgot to post the Magic Con Chicago Glizzy Gang @joshyhotdogs.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social @blackgirlmage.bsky.social

I fucken love Bluesky. We’ve reset to where a 1:5 response ratio on a post is a personal account banger. Popularity is dead. Only posts remain. Let the halls reverberate with the echoes of my posts.

Beef

Watching @mattyhotdogs.bsky.social play Commander in a room full of Magic nerds and they're all playing on the ceiling like Queens Gambit

@mattyhotdogs.bsky.social

“Text when you’re here, the buzzer doesn’t work” We are so back in Chicago BayBee

We are so back and I finally have a dirtbag birthday twin

It would be so funny if they melt it down and make bullets out of it

Retrospectively this is an objectively go birds post

Bluesky is for posting sword on main

Tia is laying eggs again, place your bets

This is MY super bowl

Yeah I’m a M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fucken hangin out and listening to David Bowie