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mattyifyanasty.off.camera
The Internet's Unhinged Uncle. 💜: twitch.tv/mattyifyanasty
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Me as a joint.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

"She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse." -Ezekiel 23:20 🙏

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

The Best Napper Alive!!! /lilwaynevoice

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

i feel like my sad waves aren't in sync with bsky because any other time i'm depressed and catching random blocks for posting about it, but today i'm up and ready to goof but everyone's posting sad style...

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Can i just say that communication is so dope when everyone's goal is resolution? Ope, i just did 😎

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

The energy i bring everywhere

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Some people are posting like something happened. Is everything ok?

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Update: i put too much flower in the milk, so i'm cutting it with more milk but now it's too much milk.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

it's a mad world babies...wear cool hats.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Less gaslighting, more grass lighting. That's what I always say. I'm constantly saying this. 😎

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Umm well I don't practice Santeria or anything like that, but I'd like to think I have. Though I'm failing to think of any specific instances I'm pretty impressed by the people I get to know.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

3am thought # 1: if I shaved my beard right now, I'd either look like Super Bonk or John Candy, there is no in between.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Trans Rights are Human Rights!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger. The gang:

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

PS2/GameCube era is the youngest I consider retro, but PS3 era will be soon and I hate that for me.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm so Bill Burr pilled tonight.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I like to get high and then get on social media and just be nice to people. And it soothes my terrible pain. #legalizeit

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Send me fun stuff while I watch funny standups? ngl.link/mattyifyacha...

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