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Filmmaker | MOAR housing MSP | Car-free urbanist | UMN CLA Alum | almost DaVinci Resolve certified - Matty tweets RE urbanism, MSP, Wolves NBA basketball, and filmmaking. Smash the patriarchy.
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Damn, just discovering that my almost 8 year old Beats X ear buds battery doesn’t even last an hour anymore. Dis.

Getting a workout walking across the 3rd Ave bridge. Serious wind today.

You know what's really cool? French history. Apropos of nothing.

What the fuck is wrong with Democrats

I would be ok with it if Putin and his oligarchs decided to short Tesla stock into the ground but they won’t because elon is doing their bidding.

A chip off the old bigballs

OMB director Russ Vought has officially begun carrying out his section of Project 2025. Technical thread to follow, but it’s really important - this is a major path through which the Trump administration will illegally impound funding, refusing to carry out some of our spending laws.

Why have we all been trying so hard to come up with a nickname for Elon when "Lex Loser" is right there??

Oh, Canada! Somehow karma always wins.

Tachuck (sp) was in the crease on that last goal. Should have been waived off.

Yeah, I’ll be watching the hockey game tonight. Totally rooting for Canada too. 🇨🇦

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

Also, I am really tired of the idea that we have to choose between caring about class and caring about racism, sexism, transphobia, etc. This is not hard:

Spam texts and calls have really increased for me since Big Balls and the other tech-bro hackers likely sold my number to scammers across the world.

I can’t even imagine why anyone would want to have sex with elon musk.

You love to see Red Panda getting highlighted during NBA all star weekend. She deserves it.

A dairy farmer in Nevada has testing positive for bird flu. It's not yet know if it's the D.1.1 genotype. Would be interesting to keep an eye on this. www.cidrap.umn.edu/nevada-repor...

Maybe the current folks in control of the circus should be sent back to remedial civics class. youtu.be/tEPd98CbbMk?...

if DOGE actually filtered out fraud and waste Tesla would be closing instead of USAID

Egg prices went up at Hard Times cafe. Thanks, Obama.

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

I really want to take a side in this rapper dispute but I don’t know enough about the participants to take a side.

I liked the half time show but what I love is how much the old white magats hated it.

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

I had two roommates in the dorm. One was really cool but the other was a douche bro from Wayzata who date raped a girl in our room while I was sleeping on the top bunk. I woke up to see him leaving and I looked down and noticed the girl in his bed with a mortified look on her face.

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

I’m not sure if this ironic or not.

It’s looking more and more like I made the right choice to enroll my daughter into Mandarin immersion school. Fuck trump and melon.

You love to see Tesla stock channeling the Boss. 🎵 I’m going down, down, down, down 🎵

BigBalls69420 amirite?

DEI includes the straight guy a bisexual woman chooses to be in a relationship with.