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mattysmalls.bsky.social
Actor. Writer. Virgin. Can't drive. Wolverine. He/Him. NYC
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RIP to this Icon 😪 Those NY nights were the best

I don’t love plays, and one man shows make me want to end it all— but Andrew Scott demonstrated the Olympics of acting and baby I LIVED!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

If 3 minutes in space makes you an astronaut, then I’m a gynecologist.

Why are Trump supporters still doing this fake Christian shit?? The jig is up- everyone can see you and your morality. Just be your awful self and leave Jesus and the Bible-which you’ve never read- out of it. 🔥🔥🔥

Fuck all these “Kamala didn’t pander specifically to meeeeeee” assholes that helped create this whole fucking mess.

Just took my ass out to Flushing to check out a famous Chinese food court and found it’s nothing like Magic Wok 😭😢😢

🥹🥹🥹🔥🔥🔥🔥🥳🥳🏆🏆🏆

If you can’t get fascist propaganda from FOX “News” @wsj.com will do

Let’s see your mugshot!! Mine is from the last time a taxi driver called me a “faggot”. I kicked in their window, and kicked off their mirrors, and the judge dismissed the case. 💙

The revolution has started 🔥🔥🔥 @aoc.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🥂🥂🍻💦💦

Happy Thursday from my parents farm 💙💛

White Lotus Season 4: Put-in-Bay 🔥🔥

Must be Spring 👨🏻🔥🏈

Happy Saturday from a couple of Irish guys ☘️💙

¡Hola! ❤️🤍💚

Good morning ☀️💙

“There are times when it is better to stand alone than not stand at all. This President is disrupting the healthcare system. He is all but defying court orders. At some point, we’re all going to have to stand up.” - Rep. @algreen.house.gov, after being removed from the House chamber, 3/4/25

Everyone observing Ash Wednesday should also receive a download of Spotlight. 😒

Hey boy, are you a Lana Ja’Rae look? Cause you’re not something I’d normally do.

Trans members of the military being barred from service by a draft dodger is such a wild level of f’ed up. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸

*Take a drink every time Lana Ja’Rae says “This isn’t something I would normally do…” *Die of alcohol poisoning

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf… now get ready for

HAPPY 50th SNL!!! 😍😍🔥🔥🔥

🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💗💕

Fun fact: The Philadelphia Eagles are named after The Eagle.

Who are we protecting? 🇺🇸

Paul W Downs should guest judge every week

Acacia gives better looks out of drag 🤦🙃

For all my bookworms out there

💙💙💙☀️☀️☀️

Check out Rob Peace on Netflix ⚖️

Joella is reviving Untucked!! 🤣🔥🔥

Fuck Boston Rob. People say he’s “great” but it took him four tries to FINALLY win Survivor and the two seasons I saw him play he didn’t even make the merge 😒😂