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space-pilled, mclaren stan my girlfriend goes to another twitter clone she/her | 26 | mdni
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if you wanna pick a fight with my friend i would recommend first becoming a person who isn’t easy to make fun of

impatiently waiting to hear back from them with my date

no more hard things for annie only easy for a while

i cannot understand the psychology of someone who sees a post and has the inexplicable urge to insist it include them. yall know you can just like laugh to yourself about something and like it and not comment right

🌌 lesbians i beg of you stop coming into posts talking about straight and bi relationships with men only to shit on them whatever joke you think you’re making isnt funny or clever “but what if they were both women?” and what if you were a man? Now you’re a man. Do you like that? No? then fuck off

i’m sad that my aunt hasn’t spoken to me since i transitioned cause she has a really good salad recipe i wanna steal

can i start a surgery fund but like i only accept donations from people i hate

i was in singing lessons for most of high school, and my teacher would always have to tell me “you’re not a tenor, stop trying to make your voice go higher”. it took me til today to connect those dots

i’m tryna be blueskys tucking evangelist

these fucking tenders, what even is a “Commonwealth of Independent States”-gender

it would be nice to not feel like a pariah from my coworkers for once

not to be a hater but do they just not peer review in this field?

today ☺️

is the zizian boat available for a 1 month lease

whats something i should ask my surgeon at my consultation tomorrow

kinda wild that i’m getting a whole new set of genitals and the most expensive part of the process is living in the bay area for 3 weeks

today i had to teach my gf what a grungler was, and she realized she has the best one

reposting a three month old selfie of mine is just an insane thing to do really