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⚠️ THIS ACCOUNT IS A NEW YORK CHAUVANIST ⚠️ 🙅PEOPLE FROM BAD STATES DNI 🙅 * hate computers * hate landlords * love birds * simple as
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about to make another cup of hot coffee with the new grinder. since this is a P1 issue i’ll be providing all stakeholders with updates every 15m until the issue is resolved.

🎉🎉🎉Got my first good look of the season at one of my favorite warblers, the Common Yellowthroat. This chonky masked bandit likely flew across the Gulf of Mexico on its way here! 💛🖤💛 #Warbler #CentralPark #birding

Looks like kids and a chaperone teacher who come on a field trip to the beach. 海岸に遠足に来た児童と引率みたい。 #オオソリハシシギ #ミユビシギ #WaterWednesday #photography #birds @bskyphotos.bsky.social

Chrome is going to be the next PDF!!!

|д゚)ジー #野鳥 #野鳥写真 #スズメ #birds #treesparrow

its crazy how the ruling class is just saying what they want to do now. or maybe it isnt? idk

(watching my butler clasp his hands and bow while he’s asleep): aww even in his dreams he’s buttling

it’s extremely fucked up that rent is due on May Day

breakfast potatoes, reskeet if u agree

We ran the numbers, and stabilized tenants would save about $500 a month in just a couple of years with a sustained rent freeze.

NOBODY TAKE THIS BALL

White-winged choughs are total doofuses I love them

[the 0.1% of bacteria and germs not eradicated by most household cleaners] lol nice try u dumb bitch

if i was rich, i would build this in a residential neighborhood

gang, is this true???

Good Azure-winged Magpie morning! オナガようございます! #オナガ曜日 #photography #birds @bskyphotos.bsky.social

altering the physical constants of the universe such that cooking a meal burns exactly as many calories as the meal that was prepared. no i do not care about whatever "negative externalities" might arise from this

(After bringing Ben Franklin to present day using my Time Machine) Me: Mr. Franklin.. I’m hoping you can help me. When you feel like a fitted sheet in God’s laundry basket how do you find the strength to keep on going? Ben (googling “Brothels near me”): listen. any new sex been invented?

waking up from a coma and immediately asking “hey is the machine predicated on infinite growth and constantly immiserating the people who fuel it doing okay?? how is the machine is it still being normal??”

Black-bellied Plover in summer plumage. すっかり夏羽になってるダイゼン #photography #birds @bskyphotos.bsky.social

idk if IL has a version of the New York Health Act but a good way to show that this is serious and nit just rhetoric would be to do that there

おはようございまsparrow🪶 #birds #sparrow #雀 🇯🇵 昭和の日 チュンズデー♡よき一日を🐥꙳⋆

Hello, Blue-Headed Vireo, one of my favorite little birds. 🪶

Stan the Starling is stocking up on mealworms... ⭐-ling #birds #nature #photography #naturephotography #starling

We need a Joe Rogan for the left. We need a South Park for the left. We also need a racial slur that's not offensive to say if you make over 40k a year, and a version of that Israeli SNL for the left

Here's a Guinea Pig Samurai from Dark Sword that I painted a while ago. It was a quick exercise in basic paint mixing only using primary colors and black and white paints. #DnD #Pathfinder #DnD5th #NMM #Painted #paint #RPG #miniature #minis #miniatures #minipainting #painting #art #Reaper #darksword

Brown Creepers Roosting in Cedar Bark Crevice #birds #nature #naturephotography #birding

Spending 2.1 BTC on a team of dark web forgers to make a Cheesecake Factory menu that _technically_ has "Server empties fire extinguisher on to table" as a Dessert