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maverick-straft.bsky.social
Hello humans and language models alike I am just a gay little furry dipping my toes into society (18yo any pronouns, 18+ account) if you’re progressive+religious my anti-religion posts are not targeting you I’m watching you from the ancom corner of the 🧭
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Everyone talks about mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell and soh cah toa but nobody cares about doric ionic corinthian

(taur) commission 🦊🎤

I’m very broadly against using guns or I guess weapons in general, but since Republicans are so loud about using guns against the government I suppose I’d make an exception for ICE

When the general purpose dictionary doesn’t include terms like microcosmogony or gyroassociativity 😡

your religion still exists because of child indoctrination

Fungi be like “bro a new niche opened up where we didn’t even know it was possible” “I know bro I can read your mind or something”

Do Netflix’s algorithms suffer from terminal dopamine deficienciy??

Submarine getting penetrated deep underwater, expectation: Small leakage at first, intensifying and more holes opening up, water slowly rising, people swimming and panicking, one guy diving in and fixing something, after an intense hour or so everyone is saved and the sub is repaired Reality: *gnk*

That feeling when you’re feeling unstable so you sneeze out a 🔴⚪️ ⚪️🔴 so you have to give up a pair of 🔵s because you’re “too negative” or something

That feeling when you don’t want to develop ASI under capitalism because it’d be misaligned but you also can’t abolish capitalism without developing ASI first

“Do you like cheese?” might be the vaguest question I’ve ever heard

I didn’t have much extra time this week, so here’s a very, very old Jar Jar. Happy Star Wars Day! #nsfw #furryart

Imagine being trans squared. Like, you discover you’re trans and then once you’ve transitioned that other persona also turns out to be trans. I would lose my shit

Imagine if you were a shapeshifter but you’re actually multiple characters who got merged together and you’re switching between them

If I believed in conspiracies my biggest one would be that techno-optimism is intentionally being aligned with the right instead of the left to discourage technosocialist ideas

I say this as a far leftist, the left needs to work through its opinions on artificial intelligence. If your opinion starts and ends with “AI bad”, you have no opinion

I don’t use the block feature because I’d end up blocking all the people whose stuff I jerk off to. Also second chances and all that morality shit

Me scrolling through replies at 2AM trying to find one that isn’t “fuck you, fuck the fuck off. also my grandfather fought against nazis”

The right boasts about sigma males but fails to recognize the biggest one of them all. Satan

If you have ADHD that means you were trained with a γ close to 0

Physicists be like “spontaneous emission under excitation 🤩” “huge, hot balls 🥵” “viscous fingering 😩” “deep penetration 😖” “choking in fluids 😵” “hard rod interaction in a confined space 😏” “short-lived entanglement 😘”

“do a thing” “dude no???” “sudo do a thing” “ah here you go king”

Imagine a bald man with a glorious beard and heavenly bagpipes playing in the distance. You don’t need to do anything with that thought I just wanted you to think it because it’s a good thought

When you get one product and suddenly you’re complicit in ten different genocides and also destroying the planet. Love that for us

Online political compass quiz: “Should the government regulate the economy?” Me, an anarcho-communist: 💀

I'm developing an allergy to the word "nation" I think "country" is a better term for what people usually mean when they say "nation", it deflates its grandeur by sounding more like a contract than divinely bestowed ethno-bullshit

Waiting for that glorious moment when corporate and government pronatalists suddenly change their minds as soon as automation becomes broadly cheaper than human labor.

“Don’t use this feature unless you can demonstrate that this is where the biggest bottleneck is” is such a buzzkill. Like, why would you not want a multipurpose multitree multithread-friendly data structure with a custom allocator??

You see this in front of you. What you do

Main fursona (kangaroo-deer hybrid) :3

Look who got a second head #furryart #multifurry

⬅️ First ever art of this guy

I’d like to do a piece of furry gift art for someone. I have the time. Please, send me your fursonas and characters! No strings attached, just art for fun.

Look I made a @lunatyc0.bsky.social #furryart #smallartist

Drew this a while ago, back when I wasn't single. But damn, I don't remember drawing that well #furry #furryart #smallartist #gay #love

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Dragon~ :3 A gift/fanart for @illicocorvum.bsky.social aka @illicocor.bsky.social, and also my first time ever drawing a penis

I wanted to draw this for foreskin day, but I just got around to it now

They say weak men create hard times but I’ve never been hurt by weak men

It’s interesting how there were (and still are) people who unironically wanted the US to be an ethnostate but shot themselves in the foot by creating demand for black slaves

Call me crazy but the movement that stacks (mostly innocent) men like dishes into El Salvador shouldn't be whining about misandry

Lowering taxes gets you a free market as much as taking out the bullet from the wound unshoots the person

Meritocracy versus kakistocracy is a distinction without a difference. When society measures merit through the market, which is currently the only non-invasive and self-sustaining way of doing it, your best bet is to be corrupt, deceitful, and exploitative.