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I mostly skeet about games. Lately Valorant, 40k, Necromunda ('95), Magic, StarCraft 2. Sometimes politics. Keep punching Nazis he/they
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I need everyone to be crystal clear that this is a continuation of RFK and the wellness community’s *obsession* with the elimination of the disabled and the chronically ill. They are disgusted by us, they view illness and disability as weakness, and they believe in using eugenics to disappear us.

Let me take this format for a spin

Please please PLEASE request books from your local libraries! Those are some of our most important sales as authors!

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

Sadly expected based on the timing of their announcement.

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates

It’s been a long fucking day, I’m tired, and I misspoke. Let me rephrase it in a more correct way. Fuck Hakeem Jeffries and almost every other elected Democratic official for forcing me to be the one to get arrested instead of them doing their goddamn job and being leaders.

Now *THIS* is shitposting.

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Terry Pratchett had this one nailed in Feet of Clay we don’t do kings here

*stares in historian*

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

Your regular reminder that §230 protects YOU, the person reading this post, from being sued for reposting things just as much as it protects "Big Tech" from things that still wouldn't be a viable cause of action because your problem is not with §230, it's with the first amendment

there's a guy on our local Nextdoor that just comments "I know that guy, he's my web designer" on every photo of a spider that gets posted. he is the only person using social media correctly

Turns out, unhappy individuals emailed all of our sponsors to complain about @goberthicks.bsky.social & me supporting Prof's Trans Lifeline Fundraiser. Fun fact, we've done so every year, and we'll do it again. If that doesn't rile you up, just WAIT until you hear our stance on women's rights...

PSA to all speedrunners - PLEASE download and upload all highlights to YouTube. Huge amounts of speedrunning history will be lost if we don't take action. Even if you're under 100 hours, play it safe and download. It's 100 hours for now, but who knows in the future.

i swear we did a whole war about this a little bit ago

This. Literally block and move on

The violence of liberalism is often found in compliance with existing, or even theoretical future violence. Suggesting that the annexation of a sovereign nation is some kind of policy blunder to be resolved at the ballot box would be laughable if it didn't rhyme with the appeasements of the 30's

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

his name was Sam Nordquist he was a young trans man who was tortured and abused by 5 people for months until he eventually died silencing any part of this story is absolute nazi bullshit fuck the new york times and fuck anyone and everyone who is not emphatically supporting trans ppl rn

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

Costco membership has already paid for itself in joy.

what's the name for the thing where someone says they don't hate [demographic group] but also says that it's irritating when [demographic group] asks for rights and that when [demographic group] does that they deserve to be hated? it's like, so common right now.

Target's shareholders lost $15 billion of net worth in their holdings of Target common stock when Target announced they were dropping DEI initiatives.

Does this qualify as an emergency yet or should we check the polling in swing districts first

It's true, Marc lives rent free in my head. I do ask him for rent, but somehow I can never get the money out of him. Anyway, I put together two concrete examples of exactly how he does business. Draw your own conclusions! docs.google.com/presentation...

This whole exchange is so spot on. Recalling a time I asked a senior admin not to refer to individuals as “diverse” and just got a blank look. Like she was looking at me going “But you ARE a diverse!”

"Our castle no longer needs a wizard. We haven't been attacked by dragons in 75 years." "Who do you think cast the protection spell?"

The catchphrase for the financial crisis was “too big to fail,” and it’s been “too big to be illegal” since Uber took off. Fuck laws, just blatantly break them, if you’re a large enough corporation it’s too devastating to The Economy to enforce laws.

This is so accurate that it honestly makes me wanna scream

The Bracket image leaves a lot of the nuance (from the article) about player intent out of the conversation. I, with input from the available members of the CFP, reworked the image to include it. Ask yourself, "What is the intent of this deck? What kind of experience am I looking for?"

i don't have much reach on ig but this is the space these people are choosing to grift in if you DO have reach on that platform please go share my most recent stories so people don't get got by these guys again 🙏

The potholes on the streets I drive daily are rougher than this manicured lawn. Off-roading indeed

is dance dance revolution sports or esports

Happy Stabbing Colonizers in the Fucking Neck Day to all who celebrate.