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The best lil’ rancher in Texas 💅🏻🏳️‍🌈🐄
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Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:

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As someone who tried to watch Emilia Perez last night, they should just turn this into a full movie.

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I downloaded Infinity Nikki…

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If you like Bara art, please check out my friends work! He’s extraordinarily talented and is amazing at commissions!

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

They’re gonna try to terrorize us every day. Do your best to not consume it all. There will be more than enough shoved in your face without you seeking it out.

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Cuntry boi 2025

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Meewwy krausmas

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Excuse me what #spotifywrapped

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I’m high and can’t stop laughing at this gay ass cow

submitted 87 days ago • 5 comments

Behold my beige creations!!!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Made a bomb ass prime rib

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If you pass out at the renfaire party, I’m just gonna stage a pic that makes it look like you died valiantly

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Reskeet your Halloween costume Turned an amazon dress into this lol

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Yesterday I went to the “Boring Bodega” cause it’s near me and it was very odd. Three people behind the counter. I ordered a black coffee. “Sorry our kitchen is closed” “When does it usually open?” “Honestly probably tomorrow” It was 11am. Still confused

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

THEE pidgeon

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SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

submitted 101 days ago • 226 comments

Found your fav drink at the store

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Fled to the beach

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Me overpreparing my first skeet so the cool gays also think I’m cool

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