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40 is the new 25 Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
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It always begins as a joke. Listen to me, both of you. One sees a father or a mother of whom they do not approve-- And their brats won’t shut up, and the parents are so exhausted that they just let their children scream, all sticky and crying and hitting and wild. 1/X

He cratered in Wisconsin and realized he really isn't everyone's favorite special boy

drawing people i see in the city (47/?)

“We Didn’t Watch Brain Rot When I Was Your Age” Says Millennial Who Can Recite Every YTMND Meme From Memory hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

This is such a great movie, top tier mech/monster designs and soundtrack especially

The gender essentialism here is staggering. The idea that only biological females will/can/should perform unpaid domestic labor is such a patriarchal idea.

If I had access to the kind of money the likes of Musk and Rowling had, I'd build a suspended monorail and houses and third spaces and do so much instead of being a bigot, why rail against people's human rights when you can rail? www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtA...

the funniest part of pairing with square enix is that square enix does not fucking know how to print a good looking card game

This is some of the best news I've seen all week. Glad to see there are people using power to take care of others instead of just being cartoon evil with it

is it time to re-link the @shaunvids.bsky.social video again? yes. yes it is youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs?...

the autistic curse of seeing the iceberg coming, being called hyperbolic and having everyone get mad at you when you point it out, and then watching them be shocked! when we crash into it. who could possibly have seen this coming?! no one predicted it except those people we don’t take seriously

One thing I really love and appreciate about OFMD is that Ed and Stede don't save each other. They help each other see hope and find the will to live, but they both also need connection and support from their friends and to find meaning within themselves.

you know what? fuck you *scrubs ur metadata*

I need this response from every brand reboot from now on. Star Trek, X-Men, Transformers, Spider-Man, Superman, Star Wars... They've all ALWAYS been "woke".

I've got a new addition to my Flame Toys model collection

Reagan was wrong, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to hurt" is actually much more terrifying

It's the weekend, baby

we are living in the golden age of economics nerds screenshotting incomprehensible charts with captions like "holy fuck"

Critical point in the newest @slimemildred.bsky.social vid

I'm not religious but I believe in the holy trinity

I'm glad people are finding ways to enjoy this movie, but I know Hollywood is going to take the wrong lessons from this if it sells well. We'll get a string of "meme" movies where some actors stand in front of a CG environment, shout some catch phrases, and then blame "fans" when they all flop.

Didn't this guy file for bankruptcy like a dozen times?

This is a nightmare. I had previously heard this situation as "we CAN'T return this man", as in, the prisoners aren't tracked and literally they can't find the man. But to hear it as "we WON'T return this man, and fuck you for asking" is terrifying.

Every day I wake up to the news

My neighbor just said "it's a fucking circus" then turned to my to apologize for her language, and I spent the next 30 seconds trying to figure out how "circus" was a slur.

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins