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maxdowler.bsky.social
Actor, voice actor. Showreel https://vimeo.com/700798389 Spotlight CV: https://app.spotlight.com/3417-8943-3284
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Who decided to call it Taken and not Grand Theft Daughto

this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me

Keeping an extra ball of mozzarella in the pocket of my shorts like a tennis player

He makes himself big

Defendant: It's a banana in my pocket Judge: May I remind the defendant that he's under oath? Defendant (averting eyes): I'm glad to see you

Just been reminded of this. Morning all

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's

"If you miss #TheTraitors, don't worry, The Apprentice is back next week" yeah alright, if you miss Christmas don't worry, it's Ash Wednesday next week. Fuck are you on about.

ME [Undoing seatbelt]: Anywhere around here’s good thanks mate. PILOT: what

Will Smith's famous catchphrase

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Seems important/infuriating. Please share and respond.

Read this

she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine

BARTENDER: what’ll it be OLD MAN: tonic and gin BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that

ME: I’m going to give you some advice on how to get through your anatomy exam. SON: Ok, I’m all ears. ME: Ok. Wow. We have a lot more work to do than I thought.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶

Still think this man is an absolute legend.