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inn prices in the republican country side where its mostly just locals: 50gil inn prices in woke democratic cities: 500gil SOMEONE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

submitted 2 days ago • 162 comments

because really you're just curdling the eggs but I guess curdle has a negative connotation?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

cant trust them. they did a lot of bad stuff and now want to ve seen as America's good lil brother while reaping all the benefits of American imperialism. plus, way too much french and english history is Canada for it to be normal.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the moon is happy to be so close to you

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

if i was the moon, i'd take it as a compliment.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

there's a fucking algorithm for everything now. can't we go back to stuff just happening and being like "woah random"

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submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

why tf is my bank wishing me a happy birthday if they aren't giving me something for it?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I asked why it could telled about the US government killing student protestors at Kent State and not the Chinese government killing student protestors in Tianamen Square and i got too answers. The first answer remained for about half a second before being deleted and replaced with "no can do"

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

sorry gang, im currently addicted to marvel rivals too. Gold gang

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

the rain be out here making shit happen and humans be all like "thats scary" I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAA

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

why did movies have to make lighting a cigerette with another cigerette while you're both inhaling so romantical? now my boys wont stop feeling awkward as i lean in

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

billionaires telling the us that we should increase immigration is total mask off. Bill Gates supported it with "ethical immigration" to fix declining populations and now Elon Musk is doing it because "the number of super talented engineers is super low". FIX THE PROBLEMS, NOT THE SYMPTOMS

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

so what even happened with TikTok? they just made everyone scared they were going to ban it so Trump could like save the day? It's been getting way too stupid in the us for like 10+ years but I wonder if anyone will buy this

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

AGAHAHAHHAGAGAHAHAHA the joke is that... umm... wait the joke is that Trump is bad and Tesla is also bad. THE JOKE IS TWO THINGS BAD OH SHIT AHAHAHHAAHHAHA look i largely prefer bluesky to twitter. the political posting is 200% less racist here but like 120% more cringey

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

sneaky guy, definitely hiding something

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a big fan of david lynch and his ridiculous mind. hope his ideas continue to speak volumes now that he can't shout at us in person anymore

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

watch the last moments of a human beings existence as they run in total fear from the persistent bzzzz of the drone as it swoops down to explode. bow including EPIC music i want russia to be kicked out of ukraine too but these drone murder videos are fucked up. all u see is panic and fear

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

the biggest issue with Trump's reelection is people trying to rehabilitate Hillary's image

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

"polite" is definitely an interesting word to use

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

imagine seeing the first woman to wear pants. probably the first time good ass was gathered up and transported around like that and men HATED it. a shame

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

the leftist urge to claim that you were too nice when they lose when the reality is that this is what victory looks like for moderate dems

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

im sorry but all the canada posting as if Canada hasn't benefitted and still supports the USA fully. Canada has been the USA's bitch for decades and decades. canadians talk a big game but they have a lot of skeletons in their closets

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments