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aka Paul Ward, Funk King of Delaware. Formerly Prufrock1974 on Twitter. Sarcastic pop-culture references to be found here. If I've blocked you, it's because I think you're an asshole.
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The people who didn't vote for Kamala Harris, for whatever reason, made their choice; they voted in line with their conscience and followed their ideals. And now the world is a worse place as a result. I think there's a lesson here.

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It bears repeating

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I used to think the English in Bible Black was something to behold, but this -- I may need to start using "Want me to murder your butt again?! Huh?!" in my daily life.

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I just want to see the final fight between the "Humans are only hetero because British Imperial Capitalism forced them to be" people and the "Homosexuality is Imperial Capitalist decadence imposed by Britain" people.

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Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

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just watched this netflix documentary on the oklahoma city bombing and once again i'm struck by how so many of the popular media takes on this event just avoid entirely the connection to organized white supremacism

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It disturbs me that "America is inherently evil and needs to be purged from the earth [and replaced with MY perfect vision of society]" is a common sentiment on both the far left and the far right.

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I'm sure people have said this before, but the one time I marched in a parade when I was in the Boy Scouts, they at least made us march in step.

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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.

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🙌🏻

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Hold up, did DJ Dmitry from Deee-Lite invent the man-bun??

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I was working the door at a Borders during a book signing and Gordie Howe showed up. I asked him if he was there for the signing and he very politely said no. I didn't even recognize him until 30 seconds after he walked away.

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There's no doubting that Brian Wilson wrote the best song of all time about "i hate being on this boat"

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Do I have a joke about Lysistrata? No fucking way.

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People are not dealing well with the fact that reality does not have an "Undo" button, nor does it let you reload a prior save.

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if you’re choosing this moment to farm cheap clout shitting on Chuck Schumer for immediate response you can fuck right off into the ocean

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Since this seems to be doing a few numbers: This is not complimentary. I've heard enough "God will smite America for its wickedness" applied to homosexuality and abortion that it inoculated me against applying it to capitalism and the military.

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The media did this to us because they couldn't make enough money covering a competent, effective, & ethical administration. (Joe Biden was too old; no words exist to express the smallness of the fuck I give.) We helped them do this because we were bored. Many people are going to die of boredom.

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A widower attempts to give away his boat.

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Oh goody, another day of Awful World War Two Takes From Very Online Edgy Communists has dawned.

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"Imperial boomerang" is just the grad-school way to say "God shall smite America for its wicked and sinful ways".

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