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Twitter user @maximum_chips ATTN: HERALD SUN: I often present characterisations of others’ points of view which do not constitute, and are in most cases quite the opposite of, my own views
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Turns out the guys who made a heap of great music that loomed large over your entire life… you can just email them and ask them to mix your music. Literally nobody can stop you

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Probably the dad in me but I’m eally getting into music that I liked when I was younger

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

In a lot of ways a big part of my brand is I don’t drink or use drugs but I think it’s cool if you do, in fact that’s sick and I’d love to have yarns about it, and also would probably enjoy hanging out while you get fucked up, hey whats up i noticed you read my message didn’t reply

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

me[after seeing trump and musk in any context whatsoever] Well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers me [after several weeks] i regret to inform you that they are not, under any circumstances, “the blowjob brothers”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Controversial: i am way hotter than I was when I was 25

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Bluesky, what’s the happs. I’m looking for an escape from the humdrum, the everyday

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like this isn’t so much about Albo, and that loathing the Greens is an issue for Labor at an institutional level. In seats where the Greens are competitive, many if not all of their campaigners are flat out psychopathic about the Greens. Some might argue this is mutual!!

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

#2 blessed2b stressed

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Remember mess and noise? It was a safe space to talk about music with no judgement* where everyone was super supportive** and all tastes in music were respected*** Where do people go now to talk about music? Please don’t say reddit

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Me: wow the fig is doing so well now. It’s taken a couple of repots and some experimentation with its position but finally it’s looking its glorious self. It just takes a little bit of care and a lot of patience. My toddler:

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

It’s crazy how when an election is on your union starts bombarding you with comms on every channel about how you’ve got to vote for the ALP, and then for the next three years they go completely missing. Come on fellas

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Having a kid you get these weird fucking skills man. Who thought I’d get good at dressing a child who is in the process of running away. Ever tried to put a shoe on a foot that’s kicking you in the face? These are the things you learn.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if my roomba hates my stick vac or if they’re homies

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

100% of my bird site feed is Palestine or how much I hate Elon. Occasionally I play the hits (I hate the ALP, America sucks, I have mental illness)

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Funny how there are no genuine competitors for all the major Microsoft Office applications. Huh. I guess that’s because the MS Office applications can’t really be improved on. They’re classics for a reason!!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

About to interact with people onlone

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

Bro who the fuck retweets this kind of post. No manners!!

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

“Can’t wear shoes in the playground mate” [meltdown approaching rapidly and inevitably] “I want to wear shoes” “Sorry mate, no shoes in the playground. You can wear them out here though” *crying, trying to put shoes on* Mate wrong foot. Here, let me help *roundhouse kicks an entire iced long black*

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

G’day… massive shout out to investors and high net wealth individuals… hope you all having a lovely day! #finance #stocks #investing #gratitude

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

That’s cool, I’m considering the withdrawal of approximately 1,300 tons of gold, valued at around $125 billion, from a US Federal Reserve vault in New York

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

If this is what liberated looks like to you… you need to be enslaved

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Okay so here’s what I reckon: just because it’s not technically an addiction doesn’t mean there aren’t problematic use patterns, that it’s easy for everyone to stop watching it, or that its production and consumption are free of harms

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Bory Cooker

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I lived it: I used to get into a mood and not know why so I’d log onto Twitter and then [scene missing] and then I was having a big blue with someone Sorry if I ever gave you the tang. Complex trauma is the reason but not the excuse!! Turns out the only amount of therapy you ever require is “more”

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

For the last few weeks I’ve been following the SOSIJ diet protocols: Sausage Onion Sauces Interesting treats Jam Getting some promising results!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Wow it’s almost like the USA is showing special favour to countries that they also subject to wide-ranging and debilitating forms of economic warfare such as trade embargoes and sanctions regimes. How nice of them!!!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment