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Way, way, way, way too early to be thinking this, but it feels like Big JB or AOC is just going to walk into the dem convention the way supposed ‘28 hopefuls are self immolating years in advance.

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Pro-natalism exists of exactly two overlapping kinds of people: Capitalists scared that the pyramid scheme falls apart without bodies for the mills, and racists who unlocked a prestige class in eugenics. “Perpetuating humanity” Please. Fucking K-mart Dr. Strangeloves, down to the “arm spasms”

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I get the feeling Destiny Frontiers got greenlit because Marathon looks like a game for sweats without fashion or normal PVE. The Division’s Dark Zone as the only game mode. There’s probably an audience for this, but I don’t think it’s me or big enough.

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Universe telling Patriots to take Offensive Line is not the worst outcome, but Hunter or Carter would have been fun.

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Alright Amazon, here's my offer Episodes 1, 3, & 5: Laura Raids a Tomb Episode 2: Flashback Backstory interspersed with Laura Raiding a Tomb Episode 4: Laura Raids a Tomb and also there's Dinosaurs she may or may not kill with a shotgun

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Pricey handheld console? Uses proprietary cartridge format? Requires specific memory cards? Promises to have better analog sticks? Built on the backs of jrpgs and VNs? Tenuous relationship with OLED? Welcome Back, PS Vita

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Workin’ on video games today dot png

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Dawg, how many republican recessions do I gotta live through before the electorate gets basic pattern recognition? Americans vote like they get a prize after redeeming 5 stock market crashes on their punch card.

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Thinking about the Black Monday Murders for obvious reasons tonight. Really need that third volume to be a book and not real life.

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"You miss the 2000s because you're a millennial that didn't have responsibilities" - Lame. Infantilizing. Reductionist. "You miss the 2000s because you thought the golden age of Mallgoths and Scenegirls would never end" - Accurate. Spiritually correct. An MCR song played from a somber bugle.

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Mogwai’s goal is that you cannot bring up their songs in casual conversation because how the fuck are you supposed to talk about how ‘Ceiling Granny’ is a bop. What’s your favorite Mogwai songs? Uh… Ceiling Granny, Fear Satan, The Sun Smells Too Loud, Thank You Space Expert, and "Coolverine".

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Talked to my financial advisor today

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Oh your $450 USD game machine doesn’t come with a pack-in game and the Game of the Year? It doesn’t even have a a pack-in game? Couldn’t be my Sweeper.

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hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅

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ME @ SONY for fumbling the Bloodborne bag.

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Reminder from your game designer friend. If you or your company announce a fake Dating Sim or VN for April Fools Day you are bound by a code of honor to actually make it. Thems the rules.

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Early front runner for RedSox2025.png just dropped.

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Trying to understand the environmental story telling in my apartment’s garbage room. There are two empty perfume bottles and a half full bottle of hot sauce on the floor.

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