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Nihilist animal loving tech guy who loathes tech bros. Science-enjoyer. I post possum pics and takes from a dude who grew up with the internet as it grew up.
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I'm sick of people using quantum entanglement to explain every woo woo idea they have.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I hope the Teslka robotaxi fanboys are paying very close attention to the LA riots and all these burning Waymos. People don't even have a beef with Waymo and look what happened. hahahahahaha

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

ok what nobody is talking about is how Elon said the big beautiful bill is full of pork. what pork, motherfucker? don't tell me he didn't read the fucking thing either. did anyone actually read the bill or was it like 3 people who then tried to explain it to everyone else (through a haze of bias)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

it seems like not enough people have heard Brainiac before. check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWDs...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

"fuck the world cuz it hurts i'm having VISIONS of leaving here in a hearse god can you feel me" name that tune, cuz it rattles inside my brain so goddamn much

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

honestly really pissed off there's no Nirvana song called "I hate myself and want to die" because I really feel like he missed a branding opportunity.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i hate the internet so much rich now. I fucking HATE IT! why? you say? WHO CUFCKING CARES ITS LAME AND SO ARE COMPUTERS AND I ACANT EVVEN TYPE YTHIS SHITY WITHOUT ERRORS

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm against fraud, waste, and abuse in government" is as morally brave as saying "I'm against abusing children"

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So the world's richest man is pissing himself from drug abuse, probably going to die from irreversible renal failure in a puddle of urine in a few years, and he confided these secrets to his closest "friends" who turned around and told the NYT about it.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

$TSLAQ

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I think the reason Bezos so quickly reversed course on showing tariff costs is that the new scam for corporations is to just raise prices regardless of tariffs, and quietly blame them. With no real way to see what caused a price increase, we are forced to just chalk it up to inflation.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Every Tesla bull should be required by law to use a cybercab for an entire month after launch. with no fire extinguishers. this is natural selection in it's purest form. $TSLAQ

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

there's 3 types of posters on the Internet. 1) guys like me who are read by 0-1 people. 2) people who are read by 100+ people 3) reply guys, also me, who ride 2's coattails to get some exposure

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

dear world, if you use the word "based" unironically I'm afraid you just branded yourself as a fucking dipshit

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

LET EVERY TESLA BULL TAKE THE FIRST UNSUPERVISED TESLA ROBOTAXI RIDE

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Cybercab discussion is reaching a boiling point and i am just loving that he's finally facing a hard deadline for FSD that he's going to miss and he himself set it! the ability of the man to self sabotage is only outmatched by his ability to self-promote.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

In all this excitement that waymo is kicking tesla's ass in robotaxis, let's not forget that autonomous cars are job killing tech nightmares and should be destroyed. $tslaq

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

can we go ONE FUCKING DAY without 50 headlines about Trump guys?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

you can just repost Acyn and Rupar clips of trump and that will make people say you are "anti-trump". like, dude, it's literally your hero saying words. how am I to blame for rebroadcasting them?

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