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maxschaffner.bsky.social
cat dad poke nerd (twitch.tv/olsenapricot) professor https://chainmailleus.etsy.com
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re Trump’s rhetoric on Ukraine: He will give in to Putin’s demand that Ukraine be denied access to NATO, Trump will pull the US out of NATO, and Russia will invade and control Ukraine which has always been their goal. It’s so painfully obvious!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky is cool and all but people on this app really need to stop equating supporting Donald Trump with performing fellatio. schoolyard homophobic rhetoric is antithetical to the progressive message you claim to espouse

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

the trail blazers may be the only bright light in this cruel and wicked world

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

registering the scoothendersontruther domain name as soon as possible

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

officially giving Toumani Camara my honorary AND ceremonial 1st team All-Defense vote

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

despite the odds, against all hope, I will bet every pound I’ve got in the Portland Trail Blazers will win this basketball game

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

arriving for my political asylum hearing at the Belgian embassy wearing my Toumani Camara jersey

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

despite my therapists disapproval I still believe in Deandre Ayton

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

just letting all Dallas Maverick fans know that if they want to swap Max Christie for Jerami Grant I will allow it. don’t worry about going into the luxury tax—Jerami Grant is hot and plays gameboy

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

NBA heads—send me your favorite accounts to follow! Reporters, analysts, data dorks, artists, etc.! Trying to rebuild after ditching the other socials 🤪 #NBA #NBASky #RipCity

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

imagine saying four years ago that the Scoot Henderson x Deandre Ayton chemistry had led the Trail Blazers to seven wins in eight games

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

i love the portland trail blazers

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments