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Starting to think that smoking weed all the time MIGHT be part of the reason why I have issues with anxiety, focus, motivation, and productivity...

I'm afraid you've broken the Alt-Lit Code. As punishment, you must watch JUNO every day for a year.

I get the Mobile Criterion Closet thing, really, but ngl, the only way I'd go into the Criterion Closet is if they let me take whatever I wanted, like they do with celebrities. Otherwise, I just wait for the 50% off sales.

more like Brian Birthday Murnane, am I right @gogbrianbernard.bsky.social

I really can't understate the degree to which I appreciate @pftompkins.bsky.social, both as a comedian, and as a person I see posting things on social media. Thanks, Paul.

I wish The Unicorns would just go back into the studio, record all their best songs which only exist in live recordings, THEN they can stop talking to each other.

Juan Valencia (Plagued by Visions) edited this sick anthology featuring stories by me, @charleneelsby.bsky.social, @chris88.bsky.social, @saderotica.bsky.social, @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social, Paul Curran, and many others!

The test copy came back clean! 😅 If you’re interested in getting in on the first print run. ORDER NOW. Available on the Filthy Loot website. Featuring @charleneelsby.bsky.social @sammytotep.bsky.social @maxtannerrestaino.bsky.social @xaviergarcia.bsky.social @horrorsong.blog!!!

She told me that she wants to talk to you about the themes in your book.

Still love this exchange from Knives Out: Blanc: I anticipate the terminus of gravity’s rainbow. Marta: Gravity’s rainbow? Blanc: it’s a book. Marta: I know. I’ve never read it. Blanc: Neither have I—no one has, but I like the title.

Also one of the most important.

Here is where you can get the ridiculous @incastellated.bsky.social book that we made with a few dozen other people.

This is what it feels like when I tell someone "I'm a writer"

I think Andy Merrill as Brak is the greatest voice performance in the history of animation.

Finished reading Negative Space for the fourth time today. God damn, what a book.

*sighing so hard I collapse a lung* "What's the matter?" "Oh, I don't know. Nothing."

Oh my god... You can hide "trending" topics on here? Like, I don't have to fucking see that shit on the right side of my feed? This site really is a game changer.

They're talking about My Interests.

I feel like it’s been 5pm for three fucking hours now, but it’s only 3:15.

How long will it take for them to start singing “I’ve never heard a man speak like this man before” at MAGA rallies?

This guy just came in to the fuck store. 26 years old, tall as hell, wearing a suit with an American flag pin on the lapel. Big political energy. He bought an 18 inch dildo the width of my arm and a bottle of KY. I came very close to laughing, ngl.

My start screaming until I pass out, but, like, for fun… ya know?

<3

Practicing what you preach < shutting the fuck up and not proselytizing

THE voice is gone for real this time. I remember back when another guy named George Lowe died, and this was falsely reported.