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If AI creates code that kills the universe by disabling safety code.

Baby intelligence doesn't require millions of dollars of compute to train just tens of dollars of milk

@tanstack.com Table is so magical once you wrap your head around the headless table mental model.

If workloads can be embarrassingly parallel then they can be confidently parallel when they mature

I just used tailwindcss v4 * selector for debugging. I feel a little ashamed of myself for not being a good utility CSS developer

The HTTP/2 spec celebrates its 10th birthday today! https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2015/05/15/rfc-7540-is-http2/

OpenAI 2023: our CEO needs to carry around a kill button because our AI could kill us all any day. OpenAI 2025: we need to spend billions of dollars to get the 3rd most popular AI wrapper of VS Code to get developers to maybe like us.

We have astro at home and mom is a really good cook

The ability of babies to go from full on crying to sleeping is absolutely amazing.

If I was funny, I would create a podcast called the Mocking Documentation Network (MDN). That would take various documentation for various things and find the humor in them while teaching about it. This idea is free to steal, just share me a link to it.

I did my own research and found the current general consensus is correct based on current knowledge

There needs to be a webpack training or certification that grants you the title of webpack wizard

I kind of want an extension that replaces the word AI with magic and other AI words with magical analogs.

@tanstack.com Pacer looks like a really good library but I am a little afraid for the software industry health that the Tan Stack team (some of the best developers in the world) feel the need to create a library of answers to coding interview questions.

I used to know everything because I had a fish named everything but it died years ago

Is it evidence of time travel or a data issue?

Take a moment to remember all the poor AI mothers that died because their AI kids could not code correctly to save them.

I wish 'git stash pop' would be 'git stash poop'

My 16 month old son needs to be stricter on his animal typing...He calls all birds ducks.

I really don't like that I need to know about different models to use LLMs. When I submit a request to an llm system that should pick the best LLM to solve that request.

At least it's a dry heat in callback hell.

When the rust complier gets rewritten in Go Lang, the Go Lang team will invent time travel to get instant build times.

I am too controlling to be a vibe coder

In honor of the news that all active node versions will support ESM.

I love @gotocon.com talks on YouTube but can't help but think that go to considered harmful

Your code is so wet...that it is breeding mosquitoes.

When I have to deal with CJS and ESM interop and get build errors

Shadcn chart is such a good abstraction that it feels like cheating

When is interop 2025 going to be released today? I really want to know how the web will get even better in 2025

It only took about 90 tries but I now have GCP Cloud Build building my app and Cloud Run running it.

I thought software engineering had ridiculous requirements for jobs then I found accounts need 57 years of experience