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A bunch of things from the new spring menu at work ✨ Lots more food porn to come 🔥

It’s snowing out Perfect time for some ice cream 🔥

First thing on the new house fridge 🔥 Thanks to @SkiSnep (on twitter) spending the day nerding out and playing MTG all day meeeeee 💕

I forgot work has a photographer come out to get photos of our new menu items🔥 Here’s some of the ones I made

It’s just a lil guy 💕

POV: Being snackish, and using chefy magic kitchen powers to make a single biscuit appear

I got a haircut and now my coworkers are all saying I’m in my hot & sexy era 😵‍💫 How do I deal with this

Little galaxies hide in chocolates 🌌 A special dessert I made for a friends party 🎉 Filled with brownie and espresso caramel

Little galaxies hide in chocolates 🌌 A special dessert I made for a friends party 🎉 Filled with brownie and espresso caramel

The trio is complete for Valentine’s Day🔥 Blue: brownie & espresso caramel Red: grapefruit, raspberry, blood orange Orange: Orange pound cake & vanilla almond wafer

Valentines is almost here 💕 Making some chocolates for a special at work, these are 1 of 3 Filled with Orange pound cake and a vanilla almond wafer

I know I haven’t been posting all that much since I got this new job, but it’s been an amazing change of pace in my life and I’m super happy where I’m at Once things smooth out I’ll be back 💕 For now, here’s my breakfast ✨

Make chocolates at work 🔥 I have some plans for Valentine’s Day

Wild day yesterday Made lunch for Elijah wood!

Some chicken soup & fresh bread I made for some company! Home cooking will always have a special place in my heart 💖

I make family style meals for all the staff every morning ✨ Here’s a handful of them 💞

Getting high as a chef is bizarre, I blinked and a sandwich appeared in my hands

Hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving! Any excuse to laugh with friends always leads to the best of nights 💕

Loving my new position at work💕 I think my favorite part of the day is making a family meal for all the staff before we open Yesterday I made orange curry and flatbread!

I got a promotion! First of my sous chef responsibilities, organize the walk in cooler x3

Some home meals over the last few days! They never look as pretty as work but the company to share it with more than makes up for it ❤️

There were so many amazing suits at BLFC this year! I sold my soul for some stickers 🔥

I love the days at work where I get to just mess around for new menu items Fideos ✨

#BLFC was Amazing con as always 💕 Absolutely can’t wait to go next year, great events, friends, hilarious panels and a special spot in my heart ✨

Getting trashed bowling by someone in a fur suit, BLFC is a blast 🔥

BLFC I have arrived Let line con begin 🔥

The ritual of the trains ticketing agent asking “damn why are there so many people going to Reno?? Is there a party or something?!” Bonus points for the Karen demanding they reopen the bar for her to order wine

Costco croissants my beloved Feed my soul with the sandwiches I can create from you 🔥

Reminder basic meals can still be the perfect thing for a night 💕 Chicken and rice is a staple and always tastes great! No need to get all fancy & food porn worthy, some of the best meals I’ve ever had looked like a pile of mush, make good food! #anyonecancook

Nothing like getting lost down the infinite random stuff store 💕

Cabbage is honestly so underrated! Charred and roasted with a nice chili sauce and it’s golden 🔥

Lamb meatballs on labneh, cilantro chutney & za’atar 🪄 God I swear food sounds like you’re casting a spell sometimes

I never know what to do when I’m posting on multiple platforms, do I just copy paste the same stuff over??? Or do I make them both different somehow?

Special at work! I think this is the fanciest chicken sandwich I’ve ever seen… Duck fat aioli, caramelized onion with grueyer, fried onions on a potato bun & salsa Frita

Lots of stuff has changed but I’m settling with my new job/home! Here’s some stuff I made since 🔥

Homemade pho for dinner 💕

Protogens should really come with warning labels