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maxximenez.bsky.social
Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, freelance demiurge and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. All inquiries to email.
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I have generated a Dwarf Fortress adventurer mode player character who pathologically writes thinkpieces when I'm trying to get them to write down necromantic lore

Does the existence of anomalous phenomena imply the existence of anomalous noumena?

Carl Sagan cosmos but with 40k lore

Profandity; the act of professing profundity through profanity

Call me first officer blunt the way I'm chiefin this zaza

Forgot graduations were a thing and I was about to drunkenly compliment the wizard robe someone was wearing at a bar

@maxkriegervg.bsky.social I feel this dovetails with your interests if you're not already aware of it youtu.be/alql_8UgJlI?...

I'm reallllllly of two minds because I've been asked to march in the asexual contingent of the pride parade and I wanna meet chicks who don't fuck but I also do not want to be seen as supporting rainbow capitalism

y'all ever do ketamine with a 60 year old woman with bright pink white girl dreads or are you too busy being a fucking square?

It's weird that two of my favorite artists are both qualified to pilot jumbo jets.

I hate that so much of society is theater, yet I also firmly believe that the show must go on

me and my DM poaching a player from this one shot in a very "we saw you from across the bar and we liked your vibe" manner

There was an 18th century abolitionist in Massachusetts who was named "Consider Arms". I am absolutely stealing that for a d&d character.

There's probably something to be said by combining Freud's quote "sometimes a cigar is a cigar" with "ceci n'est pas une pipe"

In a superhero comics universe where things like demons and telepaths exist I'm most curious as to how their version of the DSM-5 differs from ours. Imagine the psychiatric conditions that arise from knowing it's possible to be superhuman, but you're not.

This band looks so fucking dorky but I wish with all of my heart that I lived in a time and place where this was instead hella rad

Childhood is wanting to be a dragon. Adulthood is wanting to be a goblin.

Happy Wednesday