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mayakalia.bsky.social
📍Jacksonville, FL 🖤 Professional Mood Reader 🖤Somewhere with my Kindle (Ava) in one hand and a snack in the other NO DM’s https://beacons.ai/mayakalia_
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I need to work on my facial expressions in the gym. Such a judgy ass Capricorn

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Drop a photo of yourself and turn it B&W

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I’be been watching Will Trent and ignoring everything. We live in a damn nightmare. Seems appropriate

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Black people: We will always be too much for white people. Too loud. Too educated. Too brilliant. Too sassy. Too resilient. Too headstrong. Too creative. Too athletic. Too aggressive. Too introverted. Too ghetto. Too suspicious. Too demanding. Too siddity. So just be you. 💋

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Person: Did you see what Elon did? Me: Nope because that ain’t none of my black ass business. They can burn this bih to the ground for all I care. Fuck em

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Hallelujah.

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I’ll be in my pjs all day. All. Fucking. Day.

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Todays workout includes pull ups. 😩😩😩😩

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It’s been gym, work, read, legos and repeat. I go in when I’m going through shit. When I’m ready I’ll talk

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I’ve been hitting the gym hard to avoid focusing on my personal life.

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Squatting 130 now 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Me to the vet tech 5 mos ago: I think he might be a medium haired cat. Vet tech: nah he’s short-haired. Looks like my cat. Me Today LOOKING AT A MEDIUM HAIRED CAT

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Sagittarius

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That Laotian auntie said, “rice, papaya salad MEDIUM, and pork stick. I put spicy sauce on the side!” Me: yes ma’am! And I sat down and set my mouth on fire for the next 7 days

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I don’t know why I went to the Asian Night Market believing this Laotian Aunties were gone listen to me about my spice level! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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My furry Valentine. He’s a YN but he holds me down.

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I hope everyone has a great Valentine’s Day! ❤️ Gone and throw dat ass in a circle! Bless her bank account ☺️

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Ever wake up Read a text and immediately roll your eyes? BLOCKED. Not today Satan.

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Legos, Wine, Beyoncé tickets

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Breakups are tough

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Tomorrow will be filled with them getting flowers delivered. Me: ::::::DND::::::

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I talked from 9-4 nonstop. Back to back meetings. I’m now taking a vocal oath of silence. I’m not talking to my coworkers until Monday.

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Tomorrow is Valentines Day. I’ll go buy myself a Lego set, Wine and take a damn nap.

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If I don’t understand something my face is always like this

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Sets alarm for 6:15 Wakes up at 5am

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Yall fave Omar Tyree. 🖕🏾

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Car pick up line be hell man

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I have enough back there that I don’t need them anyway

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I discovered this morning I have a pair of those booty enhancing gym shorts. I don’t recall buying them but I slid them on and slid them right back off! Won’t cut into my coochie for an hour and 30 min. Damn yeast infection waiting to happen!

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Good morning 😌 Happy Black History Month!! 🤎

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Someone made a TikTok of all the times Mahomes got sacked during the game last night. I saved it so I can watch it every time I get sad.

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Today’s workout has my glutes on fire. I don’t know how I’m going to climb the steps to the second level 😩😩😩😩

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If any of yall have a problem with me, pls just beat me up (try to). Please don’t come to my place of work and out perform me for 3 fiscal quarters.

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LETS FUCKIN GO JALEN THE ANCESTORS ARE WITH US TODAY

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Patrick Mahomes is not having a great day so I’m having an amazing day

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Tom got on a lace front?

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Kate let Tom out of a jar long enough to film a movie and do this intro? Generous.

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WTH they do that to Martha for?!

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